Jessica Simpson

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  1. Ak*

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    Omg i cant stand how much the media is going on about Jessica Simpson and how she gained a little bit of weight.

    It pisses me off they wont leave her alone.. so what who cares that she gained weight celebrities do that all the time... and i bet you she will lose that weight when she has a new video or album coming out.. the coverage is ridiculous. and people getting paid to report this crap (congratulations to them they are official F****heads)


    I got to admit tho she did stack some punds on her hot body but who cares... everyone goes through some sort of weight issues..

    Im like John Stossels
     
  2. Fendi

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    She gained a couple of pounds wore the most unflattering jeans on the face of the planet and Ta-Dah! D-list celebrity revives failed career. Next thing to do is lose the weight get on the front cover of Us talking about the evil media and how she lost the weight in 10 seconds perhaps by using "insert weight loss product here" that ensures 2 big pay days and keeps her relevant enough for people to pay for her wedding, baby an divorce pictures =]
     
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    o_O

    Something tells me you know something we don't, and that you have in fact planned this all out with Jessica.

    So tell me, when can we expect this to all unfold? :p
     
  4. Fendi

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    She will have to do it quick like Tyra Banks did so 2 weeks max she will hit the news stands.
     
  5. Ak*

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    lol... fendi you caniving peice a poo loll...
     
  6. Zack

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    that quote at the end made me want a Kit Kat...
    "have a break...have a Kit-Kat"

    but yeah I'm not surprised, the media always goes after stupid things
    although people in general are to blame just as much as the media for eating it all up
     
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    Am not gonna lie.... am not gonna watch my language.....


    I would still bend her over the couch!
    I would still ride her across the lawn!
     
  8. Ak*

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    hahha... exactly :arf:
     
  9. Sapphire

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    that's exactly how the wieght loss company make money...most celebrities go into this type of things, they get shit load of cash from it; all they have to do is gain weight few kgs, and loose it with pro trainer and tight diet and claim certain products help them achieve it. $$$
     
  10. Fendi

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    Weirdly she's also in the news at the moment because some company is suing her because they gave her one million dollars to make a fitness video which she made but didn't give final approval for therefore it can't be released... If that tape gets released whoever created this media sham deserves a raise.
     
  11. Ice Nine

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    I'm still waiting for her to say that she's a lesbian :p It seems to be all the rage these days...

    Also, ITT: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
     
  12. Fendi

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    Hey only Lindsay Lohan and the skanky one from Danity Kane are new to the lady loving scene... I think.

    Hehe you can tell I'm a gossip blog junkie.

    In Jessica Simpson news the plot thickens! President Obama just commented on her weight... I kid you not I just watched the video on Perez Hilton xD
     
  13. Ak*

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    LEAVE JESSICA ALONE!!!!!!
     
  14. Confidence

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    Yeah the media can be dicks.

    I'd still take her :)
     
  15. Henry

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    Haha yeah QFT! I think she's still too skinny, anorexic!
     
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    The thing that really annoys me is that her body is totally fine.
    The media wants people to have the 'perfect' body, hence, they basically force celebrities to make changes. Totally ridiculous!
     
  18. DeNo

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    Im more suprised that Ak47 started this thread.
    I knew he was a woman dressing in drag.
     
  19. Ak*

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    i thought you werent going to tell anyone Dotdenz... now you leave me no choice.. i have to kill you... >:)