Yup. So basically, my organic chemistry class has decided that we don't want to learn anymore. Instead we've been reading Twinkie, Deconstructed and for a project, we have to come up with alternate uses for a twinkie. These uses do have to be intelligent in an manner, though preferably somewhat humorous. Any ideas anyone?
Microwave it until it explodes or something. Try peeps too! I've always wanted to test those things, might still be some left in stores...
Use them for: 1. Taunting fat people 2. Put them in someone's shoes 3. Put a finger in it and sue the company 4. (Not recommended) Alternative for tampons?
Winter coats - the pores within the twinkies could keep the heat in your body from escaping. So it might be good for coat lining? House insulation - Similar to the ones above, you could probably stuff a few into bricks. Cushions - Portable cushions, neck rests, etc. As long as you keep them in the packet. When's this due anyway?
Oral sex add-on Four play tool Leave it out in the sun untill is goes hard then..... you can see where im going here right?
Chill them and use them as soft, flexible soothing cold compresses. Cut in half/quarters, stick a small rodent pet inside, be assured of your pet's safety. Melt/burn/singe a giant stack of twinkies together, staple to walls of elementary school gyms. Wrap in plastic wrap, use as stress..twinkie.
Uhhhh tape them to your arms and use the as elbow pads? Stick some tnt in it and give it to the oversized bullies.
Always keep a packet in your office in case of flooding. Then, in that event, you can either strap them to your arms or hold one as an office buoyancy device! But it'd have to be pretty big
suck out the filling and hide your money in it ? moisturizer? weapon for self-defense? weapon not for self defense? i tried . really.
omg I really wanted to help out with this but really couldn't come up with anything -__- DAMN IT THOSE ARE PRETTY GOOD