Need Urgent Help With Refund

I have to admit this was quite humorous, all the big words and what not really made my morning, I can't help but wonder where I was when this all first started, nonetheless priceless. Still shocked it hasn't been locked XD

 

I express myself with images from mean girls. because I have no life

 

Troll was successful.

 

Please stop posting all these horrid images in my previously untainted thread.

Furthermore most people who are posting are not double spacing their post's and are violating my overture of goodwill to SoC.

Therefore starting immediately any person who does not double space their post's will be banned permanently, have their IP address posted publicly, and be reported to their ISP.

Lastly it is simply disingenuous to call me a troll, and subsequently lament my thread requesting urgent help.

I believe the lack of hospitality in this forum will undermine this communities integrity and cause you to lose my valuable patronage.

 

Hahha wow this thread is hilarious and just when I thought that it had finished, it starts back up. Now, the thing I hope I don't forget is to double space. I wouldn't want to be banned

Oops! I forgot to double space >

 

Lightning, I'm tempted to give him those red rep boxes myself, but I have a feeling that'd probably be abusing my Level V-ness. :arf:

Edit: Oops, wait, -10 of his -19 rep points are for me...didn't realize that...eh, can't bring myself to +rep to remedy that, though, so w/e.

 

TAEK A SARIOS LOK THES FORUM!!!111 OMG U TH3N CANT HON3STLEY SAY TAHT THEYRE SI NO HOSPITALITY!!11!1!!1 WTF LOL WE WELCOME NEWBEIS WIT OPEN ARMS!1!!11 OMG LOL WE HELP EACH OTHER OUT AND BCOMA FREINDS!1!11! LOL IF TAHTS NOT HOSPITALITY THAN WUT IS??!!? OMG LOL IF U WARE AN ACTIEV MEMBR OF THES COMUNITY TH3N U WUD HAEV PLANTY OF POINTS 2 BUY A PROGRM!!111! WTF LOL BLEIV3 ME EARNNG POINTS SI EASY!1!!!! OMG LOL
I DONT R ABOUT UR VALUABL3 PATRONAEG!1!1!! ITS ONLEY VALUABLE IF WA VALUA IT!!!!1 WTF LOL I CANT SPEAK FOR EV3RYONE BUT I DONT SE ANYTHNG OF VALU3 IN U!!1!!1! LOL
TAHT HAVNG BEN SADE GET TEH FUK OUT U FRELOAEDR!!!1!!1! OMG LOL

(lol, I found this English to 12-year-old AOLer translator online, and I figured this would be the perfect application of it. For those of you who are curious as to what I actually said:
Take a serious look this forum. You then can't honestly say that there is no hospitality. We welcome newbies with open arms. We help each other out and become friends. If that's not hospitality, than what is? If you were an active member of this community, then you would have plenty of points to buy a program. Believe me, earning points is easy.
I don't care about your "valuable patronage." Its only valuable if we value it. I can't speak for everyone, but I don't see anything of value in you.
That having been said, get the fuck out, you freeloader.
for those of you who found this funny and are curious as to where this translator is, it's here)

 

:yup:

 

I am going to QUOTE this post so that when she edits it tomorrow it will still exist in its original form!