'Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.' - Scarlett O’Hara, Gone with the Wind However, I couldnt possibly decide amound Monty Python quotes so I'll stick with an old favourite failsafe; "nobody expects the Spanish Inquesition!"
Yes there is def. way too many good monty python and the holy grail quotes..."We are the knights who say Ne!" "Ne!"
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker! Would you like some making f**k, Berserker! If you know this your awsome
lol, I loved Beerfest. As for quotes.. 'Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer. ' -Loki from Dogma Peter: Are you doing something sexual? Lee: Does this look sexual to you? - from Secretary
"That's It! I am sick of these Mother F*cking Snakes ON THIS MOTHER F*cking Plane!" Samuel Ls the Man....
This is one of my favorites at the moment. Its from Kickboxer, starring Jean-Claude Vann Damme (made in late 1980's). I like imitating this and making my friends laugh because of the accents of both characters. Before this scene, Kurt (Vann Damme) had been looking for someone who would train him in Muay Thai after the Tong Po (the current Muay Thai champ) paralyzed Kurt's older brother in a kickboxing fight. In the city, every Muay Thai trainer laughs at Kurt when he says he wants to fight Tong Po. A former soldier, Winston Taylor offers to take him to Xian Chow, who was considered a legend in Muay Thai and said that he might train Kurt. However, Winston warns Kurt that Xian is a "funny guy" and "crazy" and as a final warning says, "don't provoke him". With this, Kurt is outside of Xian's house in the mountain/countryside. As he walks toward the house, he gets caught in a rope trap and is hanging upside down. Here is the dialogue of this part: (I am writing it to try to sound like their accents) Xian: "May I hep yu? Kurt: "Yes. Let me dohn." Xian: "No. I kin noht." Kurt: "Why?" Xian: "Dohn knoh whoo yu ah, what yu wohn." Kurt: "I wohn dohn, and I wohn you to tich me mu thai." Xian: "Reely? But yu ah, Ah-meh-ree-kin." Kurt: "Soh?" Xian: "Ah-meh-ree-kins have swelled heads, especially when hanging upside down foh too long *chuckle*." Kurt: "Vury funny. Kun you kut me dohn, pleece? Xian: "Hud about Ah-meh-ree-kin champion lass week. OHh, verry swelled head, espet-ly in fight." Kurt: "That was a my brother. And now he cannot a walk." That is the main part of the scene that I imitate. You would have to hear it and me in order to find it most funny.
Hahaha, I have that T-Shirt, my wife bought it for me when I joined the military...she thought it was rather appropriate haha.
Ben Stein's "Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Frye?" line in Ferris Bueller's Day Off is the best ever. Oh 80s movies <3
I'm surprised no one has said, from Rush Hour 2 after the movie ends in the outtakes "Chris Tuckeraaamn, He ain't gonna be in Rush hour 3" and then "Jackie Chan: Do you understand the words that are comin out of my mouth? Chris Tucker: Nobody understand the words that are comin out of your mouth man!" and then my favorite, when Chris Tucker says something in chinese and finds out that he asked a couple of ladies to get naked and sacrafice a small goat.