rofl soc. a friend of mine fell asleep, ended up in malmö (sweden) with no money and no phone. LOLOLOL.
I have had a few friends of mine fall asleep on the subway system due to intoxication and have been woken up at the final stop where the train terminates. Then they have to be afraid and alone in a dark and scary place until they find a taxi to take them home. That's always hilarious.
Haha thats exactly what I did! rang my usual number, "i think im in irlam near a paint shop?" "we dont do irlam" slammed phone down xD So had to ring directory enquiries. "Yeh i think im in irlam near a paint shop, can you put me through to a taxi rank please?" I have NO idea how a taxi found me, but somehow it did. There must only be 1 paint shop within a long distance xD