*Claps* *Bows* *Shoots you* *Throws your dead body into a truck* *Walks away* *Laughs* *Has a beer, sits back, and relaxes after a hard day of work xD*
*Sneaks back into the house* *steals the beer* *puts my hand on your leg* * laughs insanely as you become my bitch*
Takes a bottle of wine, stuffs a gasoline-drentched rag into the wine, and ignites it. Yippee ki yay mother ...!