._-Jesus-_.

What if Jesus was a verb.

DUDE YOU JUST GOT JESUSED!

or

Hey man lets go Jesus in that ally!

 

sounds good
but then you could say lets go do jesus in that ally

and jesus is a nickname for a guy in my skl 0_o

 

Actually, 'go' is the verb in that sentence.
-buzzkill-

watch someone come in and correct me xD

 

actually... it'd be the same if you said

"Hey, lets go f*dge in that ally!"
or "Hey, lets go jump in that ally!"

who knows why anyone would want to jump in an ally.

so their both verbs... I think.

 

In Holland we have this joke:

thepenisfromjezus

je zus = your sister

You should read 'the pen is from your sister' but almost everyone reads it different

 

'Jesus' is also a verb used in that context. Yes, you're 'going' so 'go' is a verb, but you're also 'jesusing' so 'Jesus' is a verb too.

Definition of a verb:

'Go' expresses action, but so does 'Jesus' in that sentence. It's the same with 'Let's go walk in the alley'. You wouldn't say that 'walk' was no longer a verb just because it came after 'go'.

So, now I've come in and corrected you, I can leave again