A baby with 25 middle names!

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  1. goncalo

    goncalo Level IV

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    I just found this news:

    LONDON (AFP) - Baby Autumn Brown has a name to live up - in fact she has over 25 of them.

    The little girl's mother Maria, in keeping with her boxing-mad family's bizarre tradition, decided to give her 25 middle names - all culled from the greatest exponents inside the ring.

    Her full name, which left register office staff in Perton, Wolverhampton reeling is:
    Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.

    Maria told the city's Express and Star: "The whole thing came about because both my mum and dad are obsessed with boxing and have a bit of a daft sense of humour.

    "When I was young I couldn't ever remember my name. It took me to the age of 10 to memorise it all."

    The 33-year-old mother added: "I'm hoping Autumn has a good sense of humour with her name. It's never done me any harm though."


    Rofl sincerely, there are mad people...
     
  2. lucasehh

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    LOL interesting,... :roll:
     
  3. punkeydew

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    WTF!!!

    poor kid!

    I couldn't be able to memorize that~

    she'll have to make one of those catchy phrases to remember her name.

    like they have for the plantets... My Very whatever mother ordered us pizza? lol I don't remember it
     
  4. goncalo

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    And all the names are from boxing champions, being the baby a girl.
    Autumn Brown lol, some people are so lucky x)
     
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    the parents are idiots
     
  6. ali913xx

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    poor kid, I thought having a last name that sounds like mustard got me mocked...

    I have two middle names though.
     
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    Haha

    Hahahah, that made my day. Imagine trying to get his attention in an emergency.
     
  8. goncalo

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    Re: Haha

    Or if she eventually marries, the husband will have time enough to think of why he is there xD
     
  9. Kaito

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    the parents really need to take their kid seriously man.


    unless there's a reset button somewhere.
     
  10. zapkato

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    I think it was.. my very eager mother just served us nine pizzas... put pizzas should be taken out..since pluto was 'demoted'.. xD


    Okay...that is a veeeeeery long name.. oh my..i pity the girl.. how would she write her name on her worksheet/essay...
     
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    I'd hate to have a crazy family like that....
     
  12. Richy

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    Her full name, which left register office staff in Perton, Wolverhampton reeling is:
    Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.

    man, that mother must have been taking some hard stuff...

    Autumn Scfjhbjwdtsscbblcwmpjlcff Brown? man! she doesn't have a single vowel in her middle name!
    And then... think of her monogram...
     
  13. NoPoint

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    I doubt the kid will use all her names. She will probably just use Autumn Brown. I have three middle names, but that kids name is slightly excessive.
     
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    Geese poor little girl that must be horrifying me myself i have no middle name(s) lol thank goodeness i was always jealous of people with middle names and sort of mad at my parents for not giving me a middle name but once i read this story i am absolutly 100% grateful that they chose not to give me a last name alot easier for me and them ;)
     
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    Wow, I thought having the name Ariana THEN two middle names was bad.

    Poor girl.
     
  16. imhappytodayo0

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    hahahahahaaa :lol:
    whata stupid parents, but it is funny..
     
  17. Richy

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    Yeah, that makes sense... or she might just choose her favorite middle name, and use that one... Autumn Carnera Brown... that isn't to bad, now is it?
     
  18. 8 Ball

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    IMO the parents just want attention
     
  19. puducita

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    i'd laught.. having all those names! hahahahahha
     
  20. Kaito

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    yeah, maybe some attention for the parents.


    imagine if the baby had to fill her name on a form.

    wow.
     
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