Ancient Oath of Honor

Discussion in 'World of SPAM' started by FastBullet, May 12, 2009.

  1. FastBullet

    FastBullet Level IV

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    For everyone who still doubts my friendship and my loyalty to this community and forum

    I swear by expon, The Greatest, ricky92, SoC and Chelsea and I take to witness all the gods, all the goddesses, to keep according to my ability and my judgment, the following Oath and agreement:
    I will not harm in any way the peacefulness and the good moderation of this forum.
    I will not be corrupted by no one and conserve my pride and loyalty to this community.
    I will not sell, lend or give the password of this account to no one.
    I will not be affected by personal feelings when my vote counts.
    But I will keep the hatred for TNT and preserve the purity of my life and my mind.

    In every topic where I come I will enter only for the good of my coleagues, keeping myself far from all intentional ill-doing and all seduction and especially from the pleasures of love with women or with men, be they free or slaves.

    If I keep this oath faithfully, may I enjoy my life and practice my spamming, respected by all men and in all times; but if I swerve from it or violate it, may the reverse be my lot.
     
  2. Royal

    Royal Level IV

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    You didn't need to say it.
     
  3. FastBullet

    FastBullet Level IV

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    Guys, I'll always love this place.

    I'll appear on Miami Ink show and make a big tatoo with Neofriends logo.
     
  4. Milanos

    Milanos Level IV

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    Wouldn't that just label you as crazy? :D
     
  5. FastBullet

    FastBullet Level IV

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    IT was a joke obviously. :p
     
  6. Ak*

    Ak* Level IV

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    Fasty. you dont need to post this to prove that you still love the forum. We know you do..
     
  7. chelsea1

    chelsea1 Level IV

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    hey fasty, only just saw this

    i would like to say that i am greatly honoured and humbled that someone would post something like that about me, but please, no swearing on the forum