I hear that http://www.neofriends.net has a working one. But you have to do an awful lot of posting to earn the 50 "forum cash" (whatever that means) to buy it.
1. Can you actually stop the CAPS, underlining, bolding, and italicizing? It means you're screaming all over the forum... Yes, there is: downloads.php?page=rate&d=285. It actually works if you try getting it.