Anyone done a drug screen before?

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  1. Jaggerrr

    Jaggerrr Level IV

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    I may or maynot have smoked weed on the weekend and i just got a call a couple of minutes ago saying i've got the job i applied for.

    The kicker came when they said i would have to submit too a drug test on the day i start (monday) so now im asking if anyone else has passed one of these tests, and what i could do too help me pass it.

    Im already drinking lots of water so dont say that.
     
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    study , drink coffe, study some more.
    Wash your hair really good and your teeth right beforeyou go
     
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    Hmm...I've never had that problem, but you should google tips. I doubt you'll find good advice here.


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  4. NHStephen

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    i have i got a .2 on my test heh no i wasnt drinking but it was .2 or somthing
     
  5. Jaggerrr

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    What the hell was i thinking?
     
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    Cranberry juice. Water. And there's this drug stuff you can purchase legally (over the counter) that works wonders. :)
    Seeing as your UA isn't until monday, you should be fine. I mean that's like a week away. I wouldn't stress too much. UA's aren't difficult to pass.
     
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    Well I did get drug tested before because my boss was a coke head... and everyone at work got tested because the rumor got to human resources.

    BUT SHE STILL PASSED

    Anyway. Rumor has it she bought actual viles of urine off of the internet. You can keep them in your freezer for a little bit. Then warm them up in your pants before the test so it is body temperature

    Ask a friend for a sample. LOL it may seem like a wierd request but if they are good friends they will understand. lol
     
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    You're not going to pass it by drinking water or anything. All it takes is time. Just refrain from the mj for a bit. but good luck
     
  9. Jaggerrr

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    I dont do it often anymore just last weekend coz their was some going round. Im gonna have to ask someone, although it might be harder finding someone who doesn't have weed in their system than actually passing the test myself.
     
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    My friend smoked some and had to go for a drugs test which he ended up failing. When he was asked what he had been doing he made up some stuff, off the net, that he had been taking certain pills that had the same 'stuff' in them that makes it look like you've been taking drugs.
    I suggest you google for those pills.
     
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    What google a pill thats makes it look like you've been taking drugs?
     
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    Yep, they exist :)
     
  14. Jaggerrr

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    And for what reason would i want that? Im trying to PASS the test not fail it.
     
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    Did you even read my first post??
    You say that you've been taking those pills. Therefore you will fail the test, not because of drugs, but because of the pills.
     
  16. Jaggerrr

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    Bah i dont really trust the pills and dont have enough money to buy them probablly anyway.
     
  17. onprogus

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    You dont have to actually take them!
    You probably wont even have to present them, my friend didn't. Just tell the people you have been on pills for insert name here and that your doctor warned you you could fail a drugs test if the pills havent been digested properly.
     
  18. Konvict

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    The way you have to do it as i have may not smoked weed myself is like you are doing drink plenty of water eat plenty of Victamin C which will get rid of it in your blood quicker also do alot of sweaty stuff so that you can sweat it out of you and you will be fine as long as you dont take any more ;)
     
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