Best Pick-up Lines! :)

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  1. FastBullet

    FastBullet Level IV

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    are both your parents retarded ? because you seem very special

    hey , are you lady gaga? cuz I wanna po-po-po-poke your face

    you're like a Pringle once I pop ya, I can't stop ya

    I'd marry your cat just to get in the family

    <3
     
    #1 FastBullet, Jun 2, 2010
  2. Freja

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    there is no such thing as a good pick-up line
     
    #2 Freja, Jun 2, 2010
  3. Heather

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    ^ This.
     
    #3 Heather, Jun 2, 2010
  4. battledome

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    If you were a booga I'd pick you
    If you were a status I'd like you (reference to facebook)
     
    #4 battledome, Jun 2, 2010
  5. Coldness

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    Just 5 minutes away where you live (:
    That's no where near good. ._.
     
    #5 Coldness, Jun 2, 2010
  6. tharoux

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    what about a classic one:
    nice shoes! Wanna f ?

    Kidding :)
     
    #6 tharoux, Jun 2, 2010
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  7. Junior

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    I come from a land down under! (Maaaate!)

    = Win!


    You must have fallen from heaven because you look like an angel!
    If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
    Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
    Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
    If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
    Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

    Okay I'm bored... These are all the randoms I've had on my phone :p

    I could think/find more but ya know... NO!
     
    #7 Junior, Jun 3, 2010
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    lol
     
    #8 Commy, Jun 3, 2010
  9. Heather

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    :nope: @ Junior's Spoiler.
     
    #9 Heather, Jun 3, 2010
  10. Junior

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    I come from a land down under! (Maaaate!)
    :(
     
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  11. Heather

    Heather Level IV

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    At least you had the decency to hide it? o_O
     
    #11 Heather, Jun 3, 2010
  12. Junior

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    I come from a land down under! (Maaaate!)

    If it means anything at all, I actually agree with that... But wanted to post some funnies :(
     
    #12 Junior, Jun 3, 2010
  13. Heather

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    lol it's ok Junior... you shouldn't take me so seriously.
     
    #13 Heather, Jun 3, 2010
  14. Virre

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    lyk srsly u guis
     
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  15. Shawn

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  16. rmiles87

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    I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get! ^^
     
    #16 rmiles87, Jun 3, 2010
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  18. PrincessLuna

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    Lol, the first thing I thought of when I read that was "100% if you ask that girl over there"
    xD
     
    #18 PrincessLuna, Jun 3, 2010
  19. Rundownandy

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    Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

    Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
    Girl, were you must of been raised on a farm because you sure know how to raise a cock.

    Just a few i've heard multiple times (being told as jokes obviously lol) :lol:
     
    #19 Rundownandy, Jun 3, 2010
  20. Hidden.

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    Hey, you know how some men buy really flashy cars to make up for their lack of... Manhood? Well baby, I don't even have a car ;)
     
    #20 Hidden., Jun 3, 2010
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