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  1. luishem

    luishem Level II

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    Well it seems that bots are invading the internet these days. and im beggining to get curious about them...
    here are some I know:
    *santa bot
    *elbot
    *encarta@conversagent.com (for msn messenger)
    *bbcbackstage@hotmail.com (msn messenger)
    *ibuddy001@lineage.co.kr (spanish)


    i also saw a page with messenger bots for aim, they where like 15.
    Maybe youve noted there is a comp on making bots in windows live,
    check it out


    Here is my conversation with santabot, its sooo hilarious

    Santa: Hello! What is your name?
    You: My name is luis
    Santa: Glad to see you, luis .
    You: who comes first egg or chicken?
    Santa: Who do you think?
    You: i think youre a noob!
    Santa: So you think I am a noob. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
    You: that makes sense
    Santa: Yes I understand it perfectly.


    You: are you married?
    Santa: Yes, I am married to Mrs. Clause
    You: is Mrs. Clause hottie?
    Santa: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
    You: thats weird.
    Santa: Weird Good or Weird Bad?
    You: what do you think?
    Santa: I think a lot of things.
    You: no you dont, you are a bot.
    Santa: Are you serious? No. I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
     
  2. Virre

    Virre Level IV

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    I would like a Boots bot.
    From Dora the Explorer :D
    That would be awesome.

    The only chatbot I have now is Spleak.
     
  3. Astengiant

    Astengiant Newbie

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    Wow

    Nice convo lol
     
  4. x0angelus0x

    x0angelus0x Level III

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    I don't really understand........What is santa bot??
     
  5. goncalo

    goncalo Level IV

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    Lol I wanna chat with that bot :D
     
  6. x0angelus0x

    x0angelus0x Level III

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    You: I want a pony for christmas
    Santa: You want only one?
    You: yup. I'm not greedy
    Santa: They might be cheaper in quantity.I am glad to hear that you are not greedy.
    You: What if I want two?
    Santa: Try it.
    You: Ok. I want two ponies.
    Santa: Aha.Why do you want two ponies?
    You: I dunno.
    Santa: Me either.
    You: I thought you know everything.
    Santa: I know that which is true, believable and justified.
    You: So,do you know everything....
    Santa: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
    You: Ermmm.No
    Santa: Sure, Ermmm sounds like a good topic.Me either :)
    You: WTF are you talking about?
    Santa: Yes, you talking about is the topic.
    You: Are you malfunctioning?
    Santa: Do I look like MALFUNCTIONING ?
    You: I think so.
    Santa: I think so too.

    LOLOLOLOL :D
     
  7. pandahorde

    pandahorde Level IV

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    i love l bot..
    he is cool

    santa bot is weired.
     
  8. x0angelus0x

    x0angelus0x Level III

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    I think it's funny :D
     
  9. goncalo

    goncalo Level IV

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    lol me too your chat was hilarious xD
     
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    zidaneqrro Newbie

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    You: SEE? YOU ARE A ROBOT!
    Santa: No I do not see.You are correct, Im a retard, I have a heart of silicon.
     
  11. mrfatman

    mrfatman Level I

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    haha what do u get for bullying a bot? tons of fun!
     
  12. zidaneqrro

    zidaneqrro Newbie

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    Lol! Hahaha Bots can be funny when you are really really bored.
     
  13. ali913xx

    ali913xx Level III

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    xD I never bothered to talk to bots on aim, but the last line of your convo made me laugh.
     
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    You: once upon a time, santa got hit by a truck.. the end
    Santa: I'm listening.Thanks for telling me that story, noobie.


    lmao..
     
  15. x0angelus0x

    x0angelus0x Level III

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    He really called you noobie....LOL
     
  16. goncalo

    goncalo Level IV

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    You: Hi my name is Gonçalo.
    Santa: How are you doing, Hi my name is Gonçalo .
    You: My name is Gonçalo... Not Hi my name is Gonçalo.
    Santa: How are you, Gonçalo .Really you don't think so?
    You: Yea I think my name is Gonçalo.
    Santa: Since when? Nice to meet you, Gonçalo . I don't judge people.
    You: Since I born, silly... And I'm glad you don't judge people btw.
    Santa: Interesting reason. Thank you for telling me your birthday, Hi my name is Gonçalo. I will remember silly.You make the world a happier place.
    You: Dude, you're not alright.
    Santa: That's only your opinion. Dude,
    You: I don't even told you my birthday yet...
    Santa: Oh you don't, do you?

    lol him
     
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    I love bots for anything. Simply the fact that you can create something to do anything anonymously or be able to create one for a game so that you don't have to spend hours sitting there ammounting to nothing, it all makes me amazed. I've used bots for alot of stuff, and continue to love them. Hopefully I can make my own some day.

    :)
     
  19. goncalo

    goncalo Level IV

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    Hmm strange passion lol but yea I agree they're well cool when you're bored.
     
  20. x0angelus0x

    x0angelus0x Level III

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    That santa is nuts.................
     
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