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Okay Neofriends. I know you just LURVE my stories, so let me introduce you to Nicole from Math Class.
THIS IMAGE WILL HONESTLY SCARE YOU SO DON'T LOOK AT IT IF YOU'RE EASILY TRAUMATIZED, SERIOUSLY.

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Yes that is seriously her.

A few things you may like to know about Nicole:
-she's white as hell, but obsessed with anime. those are her nareto (sp? whatever.) coloured contacts up there.
-she pretends to speak Japanese.
-she sucks up to the teacher and she likes to answer obvious questions and ass kiss everyone.
-she thinks she's the fucking shit.
-she thinks she's the smartest fucking person in the class even though I'm whooping her ass by 5%. (I have a 97)

Okay so, let me start out by saying: she's a huuuge loner. She was in my French class this year, and now she's in my summer school math class. I kinda felt bad for her being all alone and stuff, so trying to be the new (nicer) Megs, I invited her to come sit with us.

I MADE A MISTAKE.

Apparently asking her to sit with me and my friends means that she is now in our "group". She won't leave me alone and she keeps asking for my number. It was pointed out to me that she sorta kinda might (completely) have a lesbo crush on me. I wouldn't really care but she's always telling me how pretty I am and hugging me. And today she hugged me and was basically holding my left boob with two hands when I snapped cause it was creepy.

That's a different story. Today I became very concerned for her mental stability. She was speaking to herself in Japanese and then she would spaz and quietly scream in Japanese. She also PULLED her own hair out just to split it in two (somehow). But this is nothing compared to what you're about to hear.

She's REALLY gross. Everytime I looked over today she was picking at her scalp or popping a zit, etc. I didn't really care, people gotta be gross sometimes lol. But I did care when I watched her pick a scab off her elbow and eat it. YES, I DID SAY EAT IT. She also stuck her finger into her nose on multiple occasions and casually placed it in her mouth. Like I couldn't see at all. I'm never going to sleep now...

So any advice on how to get her the fuck away from me would be appreciated.

 

I knew someone like that in high school...almost exactly as you describe (minus the disgusting part...just really awkward). And quite frankly you should probably just try ignore/avoid her. Because by interacting with her, you're most likely encouraging her and she will think of you as a friend.

Unless of course...you're willing become a martyr because you feel sorry for her. In which case I'd have to ask...how many years of high school have ya got left. =P

 

I actually avoid her at all costs, she's just that creepy. I used to go hang out with some random guys who were at my school for summer, but I stopped because she started following me and trying to join our convo. Now I actually hide in the bathroom from her until the bell rings LOL. At lunch me and my friends run as fast as we can out of the classroom (which is hard cause there's 5 of us) in hopes she will still be packing up and not get to us in time.

&2.
FML

 

:nope: Silly Scotty, mammograms are for old people!

XD

 

Looks like you have a crazy wapanese problem there, m'am.

 

OMG you give horrible advice... usually you're so right, but I can't help feel that this is all just so wrong =/

 

LOL JUNIOR.

uh don't really wanna be mean. i want my life to be spared when she snaps.

 

I can't help it! So many weird things happen, and sharing is caring.

(and yes I secretly eat my scabs and speak Japanese to myself too.)

 

</3 LOL YOURE MEAN
and the siggy was sarcastic. you know that.

 

Aha I know <3

SHH. I'm only serious because I can't hold it in any longer. xD

 

Start talking about how you hate naruto or find out the pairing she likes in it and fight with her about how the opposite pairing is way better.

 

This is a typical case of a bad spiral:
Girls has no friends -> Girl distinguishes (sp?) herself from the crowd by "abnormal" behavior to get attention -> Crowd looks down on girl because of her abnormal behavior -> Girl still has no friends and pushes her abnormal behavior up a notch etc.

How to deal with this? You've got two options. The nice way or the easy way.

The nice way is that you continue to hang out with her, but you remark on her imperfections in a kind mannered way. "Please don't hug me that way, I'm not comfortable with that".
Eventually, she will adopt your group's social behavior, and she'll become a good friend of yours. She'll still have some imperfections, but they'll be unnoticable and just a small part of her personality, so small that it won't matter to you or anyone else.

The easy way is to freeze her out of your group. You can do this in a nice way too, it just requires a longer timespan until she understand that your group doesn't want her company

So what way to choose? Well, that depends on how much effort you are willing to put in and how bearable the situation is. Your social life shouldn't be sacrificed only for her, but if you can pull off the "nice way" both of you will get positive results. You'll get a new good friend, and she won't get into a group that supports her deviant behavior, a behavior that will make her social life suffer unless she gets into a good group of friends. Let me use an example:

When I was 16 or so, I was still trying to find myself. There were numerous groups in school and at that age you're trying to find your own identity and there are many choices. A few times I tried larp'ing, live-action roleplaying. It was fun at the time, but soon I realised that the people in those groups were total losers.
Don't get me wrong, no matter what your opinion on larp'ing is. The actual "game" was pretty fun, it was like a mini-festival at times. But the people. All they did was talk about larp'ing and fantasy, they had no other interests at all. They were obsessed by this, and I got the hell out of those groups because I had alot of different other interests. Fortunately, I had friends outside of the larp-groups, friends with various interests (tech, art, photography, music, video games, you name it). They turned out to be my best friends to this date.
As for the people in the larp'ing-groups, most had no friends outside that community. They still hang around in the same crowds and when I see them in town, it's easy to see how uncomfortable they are talking to people outside their little groups since they only know one thing.
I'm not saying this is true for all people who are interested in these things, there are people from there who I still meet with sometimes and some of them even continue larp'ing. The difference is that they aren't obsessed with a particular interest.

What I'm trying to say here is that that girl you're talking of is currently, as Charlie puts it "a crazy wapanese". There's nothing wrong with being interested in Japan's culture, but when it turns into an obsession as apparent in her case, it will put stress on her social life unless she finds a good group of people to help bring her back down to earth, instead of a group of people with the same deviant behavior who just reinforces it.


Sorry for the long essay.

 

Tell her to stay the fuck away from you, seriously. Only thing that helps is being direct or they won't get it