My mother is quite the trouble maker. And don't laugh at Dick. He's my boyfriend and we're very much in love.
wow, this is extremely funny but i think its been photoshopped or maybe it's just dick with a rod... as said in the description
I'm sorry Michael, I'm cheating on you with Dick Cheney. It's fate, there's nothing you can do about it.
gotta keep it pg for the kiddies, so i'll do this ina discreet way. A BLOW UP ESS-EE-ECKS DOLL I'm quite secretive when I want to be.