Dogs are Crazy

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  1. Richy

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    I was outside today, right?
    Well, first I was on the roof studying for the APUSH test, and our dogs start barking at two guys in a boat on the lake. I yell, sharply, "Buddy! Quite!" and he looks around, but doesn't see me. I do it again, and again he looks around. After yelling a third time, he thrusts his tail between his legs and scampers under the deck, and I felt really bad. After my studying, dad wanted me to fertilize the lawn, so I did. It was actually pretty easy, and just took twenty or thirty minutes. I was done; however, I still had fertilizer in the dispensing machine. So my dad told me to take it down the side of the yard with me. When it was all empty, I cut across from corner to corner, the quickest way to get back to the front. Unfortunately for the puppies, Bandit (my sister's) was in the way. I kept running and she barked and ran away. This provoked me to start chasing them around the yard with the dispensing machine - it was quite a blast! But, as expected, I ran out of energy before them. After all, there were two of them and they didn't have to work as hard to get up the hill!
     
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    omg I love your novels Richy.
     
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  3. Richy

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    Thanks, ang :D
     
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    I can't wait for the next episode of your life richy lol. Always entertaining :)
     
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    Not telling because you'll just be jealous psshh..
    FERTILISING THE LAWN MUST BE SO FUN ^__________^
     
  6. Richy

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    Thanks Loco :O
    It surprisingly is! You have to go at a certain speed for maximum fertilizer yield.
    Too fast - it is hard to control
    Too slow - you get bored out of your skull
     
  7. Ice Nine

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    What kinda dogs?
     
  8. Richy

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    two yorkie poos
    Buddy looks more like a poodle, and Bandit looks more like a yorkie
    so buddy is chubby and soft, bandit is lean and mean and jumps on the counters
     
  9. Heather

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    lol here I was thinking they were bigger dogs like golden retrievers or something XD That makes it ten times better! :p
     
  10. Ice Nine

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    Big dogs are better :(
     
  11. Virre

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    Dogs were barking!
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    you're such a thread killer virre
     
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    Dogs are growing intelligent each day o_O
     
  14. Richy

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    AHHH!
    Is that someone famous, or just some person on a dog's face?
    Photoshop = Evil
     
  15. Junior

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    I come from a land down under! (Maaaate!)
    :D Another enjoyable reaaaad!

    When are you next posting another episode of your life?