Your phone knows the answer. Type in "smirnoff" into your phone that's got T9. That's basically any phone without a QWERTY keyboard. To make this relevant, what kind of phone do you have? Does your phone have (features shown above)?
Haha... I can't even imagine the boredom required to have figured THAT out Funny stuff, man. Vodka = my drink. +rep for piquing my interest + the laugh.
Hehe, I gotta admit since I have a Google G1 phone I had to google the question to see the outcome..I haven't had a phone without a qwerty keyboard in a few years and I dont plan on going back to non qwerty.