My facebook nation rocks! It means Small Zebra! From the desk of Joey Zielinski I rule. Everyone does what I say, and everything is based on me. Hail the Tiny Zebra. Recent News in Equus quagga boehmi The Cute Little Bunny, the national animal of Equus quagga boehmi, has been hunted to extinction when Joey Zielinski declared open season on the protected species. The government refuses to act against slavery in this country, for they state that to do so would, "infringe upon the rights of the slave owner to own slaves." A recent raise in theft has prompted the government to explain the concept of using locks on doors to the citizenship. Communist State of Equus quagga boehmi The Communist State of Equus quagga boehmi is commanded by Chieftain Joey Zielinski. This country has instilled a healthy fear of government which has secured Joey Zielinski as life-long ruler. This nation has a considerable lack of technology, but long distant communication has been resolved with the invention of Morse Code. Longevity of life has been greatly enhanced with the introduction of penicillin, but most would still agree that the trick is to not get sick. Crime is held at bay with the allowance for jailers to sporadically beat, torture and execute inmates who are considered 'problem cases'. This nation has a growing military force, though the majority of its ranks are devoted to a marching band which plays at civic and government functions. Some religions are allowed to hold services in Equus quagga boehmi, provided the only song utilized is the national anthem and sacred text are restricted to constitutional excerpts. Many new schools have been opened by the government to propagate written text over outdated verbal traditions. Environmental awareness is practically unheard of, although the citizens of Equus quagga boehmi are quite aware of water quality issues and only urinate downstream. Large Corporations are allotted specific tax advantages when cigars, whiskey and vehicles are given to Joey Zielinski, and freedom of speech has recently been allotted to the citizenship of Equus quagga boehmi, but consequences for what citizens freely say are still enforced.