Post hilarious facebook groups Here are some: IM NOT DRUNK, THE KEYHOLE IS FRIGGIN MOVING !!!! 'Whos going?' 'Everyone' WHO THE FUCK IS EVERYONE It's true because I read it on Wikipedia.....bitch Fan pages: If I ever get kidnapped, please don't release my school photo Don't you hate it when you die from not passing on chainmail? right, im going to start my work RIGHT NOW.. oh look i have a notification I HATE TEACHERS WHO HELP SOMONE BEHIND YOU AND STICK THEIR ASS IN YOUR FACE POST 'EM ;D
Groups: It's Michigan. It snows here every year. Learn how to drive in it already. The Hardest Part of a Zombie Apocalypse Will be Pretending I'm Not Excited. (Lol, those two I'm actually a member of 0.o) Hi, I'm a duck. I don't care about sex or COD, I just want your bread. Dumbledore's Army. I Join Too Many Groups Because Their Names Make me say.. "OMG, THATS TRUE!" Since Facebook changed all I seem to do is join groups. I LOVE DRUGS. Fan pages: PANTS ON THE GROUND Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshiit. Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters! :maha:
I Dont Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass No, I Don't Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter I Use my Cell Phone to See in the Dark I judge you when you use poor grammar. Alcohol Improves my Foreign Language! Why Yes, I Do Frequently Burst Out in Song it wasn't awkward until you said "well, this is awkward". now it's awkward.
Copy/pasted these and deleted the ones not really relevant. =P Groups: Pokemon Have Free Healthcare Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans are different STOP GETTING THEM MIXED UP Fuck This...I'm Going To Hogwarts Harry Potter Pick Up Lines I Hate The Little Triangle That Is Never Wiped By The Windscreen Wiper. Universal Law: If you are under the bedcovers, you cannot be attacked. Shorts and Uggs: you don't look hot, you look like a weather-confused slut Concerned Citizens Against Asian Girls Dating Fat Ugly White People, No Mom, I Don't Need A Jacket, I'm Going From The House To The Car. When I was your age, Pluto was a planet. You know you're in AP World when you start using the word "facilitates" Oreo Truffles=Orgasm In My Mouth I bet Asians can make it to 1 million before Caucasians Dumbledore's Army "I WAS FORCED TO LEARN THE RECORDER AS A CHILD" Fan pages: I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer Than the Other. "ill just sleep 5 more minutes....."30 minutes later "OH CRAP!" Fish are friends, NOT FOOD. Don't you hate it when you die from not passing on chainmail? "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
Luna, ZOMG - you live in Michigan?? I know a few people from there, my brother lived there for a year (had a high school year overthere after graduating 9th grade xD) then his friends came to visit :'D And: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit xD lol, isn't that from Bruce almighty or something? Like the group: I have felt personally victimized by Regina George ^ :'D Anfan: Shorts and uggs? I actually think that looks pretty hot :'D haha!! "ill just sleep 5 more minutes....."30 minutes later "OH CRAP!" - I know that waaaaay too well -.-
Lol, I'm in the part of Michigan nobody knows about: The UP. Yeah, I'm a Yooper definition of yooper/some stuff about the UP ando2:
Rofl, I read like the first few lines, it kinda confused me :'D I'm not really sure whether my brother was a troll or a yoopper :b I'll have to ask him, if he knows what I'm talking about o.o
Yeah lol. Were neary in canada - we actually talk like canadians, eh? That's prolly the "Da" came from Say yah to da UP, eh? :lol:
ugh, i get soo many group requests, its annoying... anyway: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People Slammed by Valleywag I Use my Cell Phone to See in the Dark Unlike 99.99% of the Facebook population, I was born in the 70s. I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side Six Degrees of Separation Techmeme Hats Me If this group reaches 4,294,967,296 it might cause an integer overflow
i think the funniest one i saw went some thing like this have you ever thourt about how ironioc it is that crusty crabs lives in bakini bottom :yup:
"I HATE TEACHERS WHO HELP SOMONE BEHIND YOU AND STICK THEIR ASS IN YOUR FACE" I feel strongly about that one XD Here are some of my favs: I survived 2009 without getting pregnant. how do you spell gay?J-o-n-a-s B-r-o-t-h-e-r-s when i see someone walking by me at night, i assume theyre going to kill me when you can feel your eye twitching but no one else can see it i havent looked at my keyboard in years cuz i have superior typing skillz
Oh, You asked for it! Joining groups and becoming a fan of page every page I see are my two favorite pastimes! Ok, not really, but they they may as well be! heheh. GROUPS: -when you heard AVATAR was coming out you asked, THE LAST AIRBENDER? - Shorts and Uggs: you don't look hot, you look like a weather-confused slut - Topic: Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Charmander - Biggest Decision Of Your Life. - When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To "Is Dead" - "BRB... IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION" - My English Teacher finds more deep meaning in a book than the author - Petition to make Bromance a Relationship Status on Facebook - Slurpees Not Herpes - the "like" button is so seductive PAGES: - I love it when someones phone rings in class and sudenly everyones coughing - Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00. - I wish exams came with a 50/50 and phone a friend option - "No shoes, no shirt, no service." Feel free to walk in with no pants!" - A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood. - I love Google, it's like the brain I never got. - I'm still curious about that pic of spongebob at that christmas party... - i blame disney for my high expectations of boys - Its not a man purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one - Everyone's house has a different smell. BUT I CANT SMELL MINE!!!!!! - I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back! - If Beyonce were a boy, she'd be getting sandwiches instead of making them. - Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again. - When I was your age, we had Kenan And Kel. Not Drake and Josh. - The lamp that ghetto stomps the "i" in Pixar - I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf - I say "I'm on my way", whereas, I'm still at home - I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass - "No, they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, They Dont Care..."
Kit, love it =) I just joined these; "Why are you eating in my lesson?" Why are you teaching when im eating? Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug!
Hehe. The first one = story of my life! I'm forever eating in class because I don't have a luch period this semester, and the teachers call me out on it and make a fuss about it too. It makes me sad. ): I have to wait all day till I get home just to chow down on some food! Here are the ones that I joined earlier: -If the sour patch dude cut off my hair i would throw him across the room. -it's a status, not your diary -Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it, "I'm bored, i'm leaving" -I Delete Contacts In My Phone Like Im Deleting That Person From Existence.
Some recent favorites: A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood. -Monthly Favorite When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To "Is Dead" DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER when i see someone walking by me at night, i assume theyre going to kill me
New ones =D Groups: I know, I saw it on facebook! Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug The bird is the word Pages: Boo, you whore! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok im done , no wait AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper
Some more new pages and groups. I <3 Facebook! PAGES: -Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us? -When simplified, 9x-7i > 3(3x-7u) = i<3u -Dora your multilingual at age 4, you should be able to find the banana tree. -Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" used to be a punishment... -So your status says youre miserable and hate your life for no reason..LIKE! -I change the pitch of my voice when quoting the opposite sex. -Teacher's call it copying?? we call it TEAMWORK! -I wonder if P. Diddy wakes up feeling like Kesha. -I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies. -I don't believe in 30 minute power naps. When I nap, I'm out for hours. -" YoO DaWg WaAtZ GoOdiI33? " Dude, Shut Up You're White . -I need to stop thinking murderers are hiding in my house. GROUPS: -I Wish My Homework Was Asexual So It Would Do Itself. -DORA! THE MOUNTAIN IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER! -Go and ask the other parent when the first says no. heheh pages deffinately outnumber groups. =p
If 1m people join, girlfriend will let me turn our house into a pirate ship I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On That Crunchy-looking Leaf If a guy replies to yr text msgs while playing dota, he really loves you
My favourite one is "If you spell woman backwards it spells Kitchen" Im not sexist or anything I just found it to be funny. Another one is "When I walk into my bathroom I check behind the curtains for muderers"