Favorite FML's!

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  1. Cacklenub

    Cacklenub Level IV

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    Post your favorite FMLs in this thread! :) This isn't about your personal problems and FMLs of yourself, rather http://fmylife.com :)

    For those of you who don't know, FML stands for French Mermaid Lakes....or something like that.

    Don't be a spammer though, a fml everyday is a bit much but if they make you laugh go ahead and post but remember not to double post...just don't post shit fmls in an effort for posts...hopefully this isn't as spammy as that lab thread lol.

    Leave a comment for each fml, too!


    Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML
    ^ this one is just funny because i could see myself doing this...although my camera has a "canon zoom lens 4x"

    Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML
    ^ This one made me laugh because it I bet the father of the girl secretly owns the pet shop and sends his daughter out in various relationships to hook people up with unwanted turtles.
     
  2. Zer0

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    LOL EPIC FAIL CACKLE LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    ahem, mebbe you're too young to understand :lol: :D
    but LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO :lol: :arf: o_O :lol: :arf: [...] [...] [...]
     
  3. Cacklenub

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    lolwut?
     
  4. Ak*

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    blind date.. not actually blind lol..
     
  5. lolcow

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    blind date. really cackle, really?
     
  6. Cacklenub

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    Okay I'm a bit sleep deprived and I was reading them all quick, kthx.

    Although the guy could of been blind because it's not technically a blind date if they have called each other beforehand ok.
     
  7. lolcow

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    It's a blind date because they were set up :<
     
  8. Tofurky

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    epic fail, kthxbai :D :lol: :D :arf: :p ;) :tehe: B)
     
  10. Tofurky

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    YOU"RE an epic fail zero :)
    It is common knowledge that FML is trolls trolling trolls, with no real stories anymore.
     
  11. Cacklenub

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    GMH is so plain and boring...and long too.

    FMLs - funny!

    GMHs - like reading a charity website lol.
     
  12. Tofurky

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    FML is full of shit though. Neither are great.
     
  13. Rhett

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    i think you made a typo. :|

    "Today, I went to my friends house when his parents were out to smoke weed. 45 minutes into smoking, his parents called to say they'd be home 5 minutes. We sprayed the house with Lysol and Frebreeze to mask the smell. We were high and in a rush; it was bug spray and shaving cream. FML"
     
  14. Tofurky

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    Yeah that wasn't funny. It was stupid and retarded. And not in a funny way.
    Why wouldn't they smoke in the fucking yard? x.x
    Also, you don't hallucinate from weed, and you still can read >,<
     
  15. Rhett

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    If parents are out of town, why smoke in the yard? :| it's hot out there.
    And yeah, i know about the 'you can still read thing', but regardless this made me laugh. 99% sure it's made up, but that doesn't change the fact that it's funny to me.
     
  16. Phee

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    There's wind outside that blows the buds away (unless you're not using a ghetto pipe =D); the smell usually doesn't take long to dissipate inside, someone could see you outside, and when you're high it's pretty easy to confuse things.
     
  17. Cacklenub

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    Most FMLs are fake anyway lol...but all have a small chance of being real.

    Here is a good fake one methinks:

    Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML
     
  18. Tofurky

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    oh alrighty missy, but where i'm from in jersey, we have a house in front of a yard, and trees behind it, and houses to the side. not a very gusty place :p
    and other people seeing it... good point :D

    Yeah, I don't find that funny. It just makes me feel bad for him.