yeah, I was looking through some quotes, and I just love the simpsons xD so come with your best!! Mine; Homer: awwwwwww, look who thinks he's smarter than SAUCE!! Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible. Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems. Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Milhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Homer: I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Homer: Remember Marge, it’s uterus not uteryou Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
*doh* but really, I like this one: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
Just googled some homer quotes -Oh, so they have internet on computers now! -Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! -Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. -Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. -I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! And my personal favorite: --To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
"Sometime when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you, and that means someone can love you again. And that'll make you smile." Yes, HOMER SIMPSON said that <3 To Moe in one episode. I love that quote! Its one of my favorites of all time ^_^
Principal Skinner: That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them
Ralph: [to Chief Wiggum] Daddy, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you! Skinner(aka Skinny Boy): Better start eating, kid!
The single greatest quote and life lesson to ever come from The Simpsons and indeed, any form of media in my opinion; "Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems." Oh, and of course; "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
what? I don't think I saw that episode, that just blew my mind. Powerful and poetic words from the same man who said...well, the rest of the quotes in this thread
Moleman quotes!! "Mom, Dad, I missed you." "Cowabunga, dudes!" awesome in the context of him being hypnotized into thinking he's Bart :maha:
Here are some good ones! Hehe! Homer deffinately has the best quotes from the Simpsons! I gotta say! I actually have a lot of these quotes on a mug I bought from universal studios! It's completely covered in some of Homer's best quotes and I love it! It's my favorite mug! 1) "To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems" - Homer 2) "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races." - Homer 3) "What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it." -Bart 4) "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."-Homer 5) "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer 6) "'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?" - Homer 7) "Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs." - Homer 8) "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." - Homer 9) "Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer 10) "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t." - Homer
*Homer buying fireworks from Apu Apu: "Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small piece of it!"
<Homer> "No T.V. and no Beer make Homer something something... <Marge> "Go Crazy?" <Homer> "DON'T MIND IF I DO!!! <insert crazy insane ranting here>"
Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2 Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
Computer: Press any key to continue. Homer: Where's the any key where's the any key where's the any key where's the any key where's the any key where's the any key :3