Finish the poem!!!

Later that night, We found him Dead,
we all said Screw him, and Went To Bed

 

When next rose the sun,
His ghost had a gun

 

No matter how hard we looked, he was nowhere to be found
Turns out, he was lying on the ground

 

Picked up his corpse, made BBQ
His Ghost then came flying, said "STFU!"

 

We cringed in fear as the ghost swooped down
I felt a funny feeling in my pants I looked inside and it was brown.

 

I have pooped in my pants
So did everyone else.

 

Pants on the floor, running to get more
Just to see a scary bear, with his name in his underwear

 

Out i was onto the street
As a car came by goin 'beep' 'beep'

 

The next thing I know, the world starts to spin
Car(ma) has got me for commiting a sin

 

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film

 

walked outside into the rain
checked my phone and saw you rang and I...

 

I looked back at the source of the noise bringing this poem back on topic i heard an eerie voice
the voice said "aw man you and your friends covered me in shit im going to get you and all your friends every last bit" the ghost was back in all its horror i saw a priest and i had to make a choice.

 

AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

 

but that didnt help jizz doesnt work on ghosts it just make you yelp. I turned to the priest and muttered plan b he took out a Cross and threw it at me, for this was to protect me from the shit covered ghost but it didnt help me the most. the priest then through some water on the shit covered ghost and it seemed to work, now it smelled like shit water it made me want to hurl as the ghost in a last ditch effort jumped into a girl.
at this point the priest looked at me in disbelief as he said screw this you little queef, like a scared woman the priest ran away it was up to me to save the day.
I then looked at the possessed girl and realized she was gay, not really a women but a man in his prime who came over our way to by a dime. I said i dont know where to get one you may need a little help why dont you ask 8 time gold medallist swimmer Michael Phelps. Still possessed as hell the gay guy convinced me to help him search for the green but i wasnt about to be caught in a picture or negatively seen. so i called the ghost busters they said there on the way i said hurry this shit covered ghost is freaking gay.

We lost three men that day one got anal raped and the others in a daze as the gay man became normal he turned back into a girl... i thought wtf i might as well give her a twirl.. 3 minutes went pass andi was done as the dissatisfaction of the girls face i couldn't overcome. The ghost busters came and did there job as the shit covered ghost was gone.


1 year went past to that very day.. i still have the thought of the man that was gay for he had turned into a women with a smile of glee, because she new when i was done with her it would burn when i pee. Just asi was letting my stream go into the toilet. I smelled that same shit covered ghost but i thought the ghost busters got rid of it. but it wasn't the end i wish it was because i seen the shit covered ghost and his shit covered Son.

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Wow... You almost beat Adam's meth-making powers there, ak.. O_O

 

theres a new meth maker in town and hes bringing all the shit covered ghosts shit hawks and shit samsquanches >