Post your own real life (or unreal life) fml-stories Today is was my Danish written exam. I woke up at 8.30 (20 min before I had to be there - I live 10 min away), showed up too late. Then had to beg my principal to participate in the exam. Got in there, realized I forgot just about every note I took to that subject. I'm going to fail in my own native language. fml.
Today, I was up until 3:00am talking to Drumstick because he likes being nocturnal. I got three hours of sleep, and decided to skip class because I was so tired. Me and my friend took the bus to McDonalds (hai Mooie), where I sat in the washroom puking because I'm slightly anemic. FML
Today I found out that I got so trashed saturday night that I tried to hook up with these two guys I hardly know, one of whom has a girlfriend, and nearly puked on one. He dodged it, but saw me puke all over myself. YIPPEE!!!!!
Phee your story made me think of the movie Observe and Report... Where he takes her her, completely wasted. She pukes, he kisses her anyway... they then go to the bedroom and well.. She's out of it.. That movie annoys me.. It's funny to an extent, but then... just no.
ewwwwwwwwwwww. see what sucks is that he's really cute and is kind of perfect for me. but he has a girlfriend and he saw me puke on myself so.....................there goes that.
Haha.. We can be very forgiving creatures if theres umm.... "promised lands" access at some stage So don't give up just yet...
Eh, if he's into you he'll look past that. My friend drove a girl home from a wedding, and she munted in his car. Now they're going steady! The end.
I wanted to meet some girl and she told me she'll be there in a specified time at the metro station. I arrived early and called her and she told me she couldn't wait anymore for me and she's rushing home. FML :X:
No words can be said in reply to this. Well if they broke up I still have no chance as he had to narrowly dodge my throwup........that's attractive. But this was bad. Literally puked just down my face and onto my shirt...and the couch. And maybe a little on him. Loving the range of replies.
At least you have left a lasting impression He probably doesn't care too much that you puked on him, honestly. Unless that's the kinda drunk you are...then he probably doesn't like you.
I was very messed up and that was the first time I met him...so yeah, he thinks that's the kind of drunk I am ):