The object of the game is to get your cheese to the bottom of the hill as quick as possible. If you get in down there in under 60 seconds you get to keep the cheese and you win some neopoints. At the beginning type in what kind of cheese you want and you have to buy it. Once you start playing there are five options you can choose from to move your cheese. There are a few random event obstacles that pop up while playing also. I personally have gotten one gold trophy by playing on reset night and didnt even realize it lol. Here is a list of all cheeses you can use along with prices: Spicy Juppie Cheese - 150 np Smoked Snorkle Cheese- 300 np Triple Mustard Cheese- 450 np Honey Cheese- 600 np Big Beefy Cheese- 750 np Purple Spotted Cheese- 900 np Brain Cheese- 1,050 np Alkenore Cheese- 1,200 np Mutated Cheese- 1,350 np Bubbling Blueberry Cheese- 1,500 np Tyrannian Dung Cheese- 1,650 np Quadruple Fudge Cheese- 1,800 np Brick Cheese- 1,950 np Gooey Snot Cheese- 2,100 np Peppermint Cheese- 2,250 np Overgrown Cheese- 2,400 np Heavy Bark Cheese- 2,550 np Warty Blue Cheese - 2,700 np Fragrant Ummagcheese- 2,850 np Furry Chocomint Cheese- 3,000 np Mummified Cheese- 3,150 np Nimmo Tube Cheese- 3,300 np Space Cheese- 3,450 np Angelpuss Cheese- 3,600 np Meaty Cheese Cheese- 3,750 np Potato Cheese Cheese- 3,900 np Very Stinky Cheese Cheese- 4,050 np Fishy Cheese Cheese- 4,200 np Shiny Golden Cheese- 4,350 np This is what the screen looks like while you are playing: If you lose the screen will look like this: Winners will get a screen that looks like this: There is also an avatar you can get. It is awarded randomly when you win in under 60 seconds. Heres what it looks like: Tips From my personal experience I have had the most luck with the brick cheese. It is random for everyone, but I have gotten down the hill fastest using that cheese. Another thing I noticed while playing is I have won more by just choosing the forward somersault option and the push cheese faster option. There is also a theory that if you dive left or dive right every time, than you will have a higher chance of getting your cheese to the bottom in under 60 seconds. I just tried it 5 times and I got it down in under 60 seconds once out of the five. If you dont feel like playing the game yourself than I recommend downloading Greasemonkey and downloading the cheeseroller script found here: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/46016
Agh, cheese roller hates me. I've only gotten under 60 seconds once or twice in the last week. Thanks for the guide though, I'll start playing around with these ideas.
I absolutely do not have any luck with this game and fail so hard lol. I probably have played it over twenty times and have yet to get the avatar .
Thank you for the guide. I find that quadruple fudge cheese works the best for me, and using dive right.
Overall, really good guide. I was wondering if anyone has been keeping track of their statistics on this game and would mind sharing them? I know I got 57 seconds with a brick cheese on the first try using this as a guide, but I don't know if that was a fluke or something. Also, anyone know which cheese is best to try and resell? I hated spending almost 2k on the brick cheese to have it only be worth 400np.