GUYS HELP ME WIT THIS RIDDLES/BRAIN BENDERS!!!!

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  1. pandahorde

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    1.)

    There's an animal in this world, that even if we wipe every single one of their species off the face of the earth, they will reappear in a few months. What is it?


    2.)

    Many years ago, an extremely wealthy feudal lord died and left his fortune to his only child. It was known that he had a son, but his whereabouts were unknown. Word of the lords death got around and several young men came forward claiming to be the rightful heir. They all fit the description of the true hair: the right name, age, colouring and general appearance. It was at this point that an old friend of the lord suggested a test to determine the rightful heir. They all agreed to this test except for a single man. The ones who agreed were impostors. The one who refused was the rightful heir. What was the test, and why did the heir refuse it?


    3.)

    I was walking along with my brother one day when my nephew approached me with a list of the American Presidents in order. As I looked at this list, I mentioned to my nephew, that of the first five American Presidents, (Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison and Monroe) three of them died on July 4th, America's Independence Day. My nephew looked at the list and stated, "I bet one of them was Monroe!"
    I was quite suprised at how my nephew, who for the sake of this question is a Spanish immigrant with no background history of the United States, thus not knowing anything to do with how or when Monroe died. How could my nephew be so sure?


    4.)

    Shadow flipped the tent flap open and surveyed the scene. In the center of the tent lay a man with self inflicted gun wounds to the head. Int he corner was a small cot. A packets of cigarettes and a bottle of whisky stood on a bedside table along a kerosene lamp. Shadow then combed the tent for additional clues to a possible motive. Other then the items already mentioned, the only things Shadow found were a half dozen small circular wooden pieces under the cot, the man's personal effects, and a variety of scrapbooks containing news clippings. Shadow found the last items particularly strange since it was learned that the suicide victim was illiterate.
    What was the reason for the suicide?


    5.)

    One night, a man and a son got on a ship, two days later the man and the son got off, who else came off?



    HELP ME guys... no.5 is not night,ship,captain.hmmmm
     
  2. Junior

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    I'm guessing either Cockroach or Fly? (more than likely Cockroach)
     
  3. Commy

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    1. Half breeds, like a liger or manbearpig.

    2. Something like a scar the kid didn't want to show?

    3. ?

    4. ? Something to do with a baby? Circular pegs = toy pegs.. bang bang

    5. ?
     
  4. Shawn

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    2. The lord was a hemopheliac. That is a genetic trait, so the son was too. A hemopheliac is someone who if you cut, the blood won't stop flowing. The son didn't want to get a blood test because he knew he'd die.
    (I googled this)

    5. The son's father. The question says a man and a son, maybe the man is not the son's father? The man later got off, and the son (not of the man) got off. For answering sake, I assume that the son's father got onto the ship with him, so the son's father got off with the son too :)
    (I guessed this)
     
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    Dear Sir,

    I am fine today and how are you? I hope this letter will find you in the best of health. I am Prince Joe Eboh, the Chairman of the “Contract Award Committee”, of the “Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC)”, a subsidiary of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).

    The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) was set up by the late Head of State, General Sani Abacha who died on 18th June 1998, to manage the excess revenue accruing from the sales of Petroleum and its allied products as a domestic increase in the petroleum products to develop the communities in the Niger Delta Oil producing areas. The estimated annual revenue for 1999 was $45 Billion US Dollars Ref. FMF A26 Unit 3B Paragraph “D” of the Auditor General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Report of Nov. 1999 on estimated revenue.

    I am the Chairman of the Contract Award Committee, and my committee is solely responsible for awaiting and paying of contracts on behalf of the Federal Government of Nigeria. My Committee Awarded Contracts to foreign contractors for Drilling and Ecological Matters in the oil producing areas of Niger Delta. We overshot the contract sum by US$25,000,000.00. We have paid the contractors and withholding the balance of US$25,000, 000.00. But, because of the existence of some of the domestic laws forbidding civil servants in Nigeria from opening, operating and maintaining foreign accounts, we do not have the expertise to transfer this balance of fund to a foreign account.

    However, this balance of US$25,000, 000.00 has been secured in form of Credit/Payment to a foreign contractor, hence we wish to transfer into your bank account as the beneficiary of the fund. We have also arrived at a conclusion that you will be given 20% of the total sum transferred as our foreign partner, while 5% will be reserved for incidental expenses that both parties will incur in the course of actualizing this transaction, and the balance of 75% will be kept for the committee members.

    If you know that you will be capable of helping us actualize this transaction, you should send to me immediately the details of your bank particulars or open a new bank account where we can transfer the money US$25,000, 000.00, which you will be holding in trust for us until we come to your country for our share. Your nature of business does not matter in this transaction. The required details includes your company’s name, address, your private personal telephone/fax numbers, your full name and address, including your complete bank details where the transferred fund will be routed by the Apex Bank.

    Note that this transaction is expected to be actualized within 21 working days from the day the required details are forwarded to the Federal Ministry of Finance who will approve the needed foreign exchange control allocation for the release of this money to your account. Please, treat this as top secret. You should contact me urgently.

    Thanks for your cooperation.

    Yours faithfully,

    Prince Joe Eboh
     
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  6. Molly

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    1. Mule
    3. Because he said 3 out of the first 5, you can assume the fifth was. Otherwise he would have said 3 out of the first 4.
     
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    1. BIRDS duh. 'face of the earth.'
    Dunno any others :s
     
  8. pandahorde

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    actually no.1 is mule. and no2 somebody answers hemopheliac... so i need 3,4,5 thx guys
     
  9. odieboy

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    I honestly don't have any answers but I would like it if, after you figure all of these out, you explain them. I love riddles like these. Wish the net would have smarter ones like these, rather than the dumb ones.
     
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    5.)
    One night, a man and a son got on a ship, two days later the man and the son got off, who else came off?
    HELP ME guys... no.5 is not night,ship,captain.hmmmm

    Going on - A man and a son
    Going off - The man and the son

    The man is somebody's son, so by saying the man and the son, could it be referring to the same person? Making, the other person going off the other man?