How about something that keeps him going, like "Hi! Thank you very much for the polite offer, but the current high bid for the potion is 1.2mil. If you offer me 1.5 mil, I will sell it to you immediately. I will also accept r98/r99 plushies as trade."
You big meanie, Will. You should totally just give it back. But seriously yeah, tell 'em to take a long walk on a short pier.
that would be epic! Uhm just string them along for a while until they say something like oh stop being silly and just give me it... Then gor OMG you called me silly you are never getting it back and block them
You should have morphed into a mutant gnorbu or mutant moehog... Those things are U-G-L-Y and they ain't got no alibi