MYSHIFTKEYDOESN'TWORKANDMYSPACEBARISBROKENBECAUSEISPILLEDLIQUIDONMYKEYBOARDONATRIPTOOKLAHOMATOSEEMYGRANDPARENTSANDIAMEAGERLYAWAITINGAREPLACEMENT
How dare you, I will not stand for such libel. I have not, will not be, and never have been a woman. I am deeply hurt that you would insinuate such things and I will be seeking compensation in the form of a hug. kthxbai.