Joe Kickass is so stupid it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Joe Kickass is so stupid when he saw the NC-17 sign, he went home and got 16 friends Joe Kickass is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, he ran outside with a spoon Joe Kickass is so stupid he got locked in a grocery store and starved! Joe Kickass is so stupid that he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Joe Kickass is so stupid he could trip over a cordless phone! Joe Kickass is so fat when him beeper goes off, people thought he was backing up Joe Kickass is so fat he eats Wheat Thicks. Joe Kickass is so fat he went to the movies and sat next to everyone Joe Kickass is so fat he has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Joe Kickass is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off him... Joe Kickass is so fat he lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Joe Kickass is so fat when you get on top of him your ears pop! Joe Kickass is so fat when he wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Joe Kickass is so fat he had to go to Sea World to get baptized Joe Kickass is so fat he put on him lipstick with a paint-roller Joe Kickass is so fat the highway patrol made him wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Joe Kickass is so fat he fell in love and broke it. Joe Kickass is so fat he wakes up in sections! Joe Kickass is so fat when he jumps up for joy he gets stuck!!! Joe Kickass is so fat he's on both sides of the family! Joe Kickass is so stupid he bought a solar-powered flashlight! Joe Kickass is so stupid he thinks a quarterback is a refund! Joe Kickass is so stupid he took a cup to see Juice. Joe Kickass is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. Joe Kickass is so stupid he got stabbed in a shoot out. Joe Kickass is so stupid he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train. Joe Kickass is so stupid he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Joe Kickass is so stupid that he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Deathader is so stupid she.... * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *she tried to drown a fish. *she thought a quarterback was a refund. *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. *she tripped over a cordless phone. *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. *she studied for a blood test. *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home