How to pull a woman :) (worked for me)

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  1. interhacker

    interhacker Level IV

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    I went up to a girl in a club last night:
    Opening lines, don't
    ask her name just go straight in with this!

    Yo babe, you should see my penis....(Makes a big penis gesture) its at least 3 inch`s
    Lol, Is it really that big! {/sarcasm}
    Well, if worse comes to worse me and a mate could double team you?
     
    #1 interhacker, Dec 7, 2009
  2. Freja

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    I didn't really get it, but I promise you, something like that would NEVER get ANY of my friends (or myself for that matter) - so I hope she was worth it..

    Ha-ha :)
     
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  3. interhacker

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    Who are you kidding, it as you i was talking about!

    but seriously, the area i live in is pure slags, if you can afford a bag of chips and an alcopop, you`ve pulled
     
    #3 interhacker, Dec 7, 2009
  4. Freja

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    Aww, that's just sad.. really, really, sad D: skanky hoes - we have a few of those, but not even boys want them. lol
     
    #4 Freja, Dec 7, 2009
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    I can really seeing her saying 'lol' aloud. xD
     
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    I don't know whether to be repulsed or aroused. Let's call it 50/50.. No, 60/40, with the greater emphasis on repulsion. xD
     
    #6 crashtestdummies, Dec 7, 2009
  7. Ak*

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    runs from ToTg... (with the fear he caught some mutant VD) [...]
     
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  8. SoC

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    Tbh if it pulls the beasts in the members pics, I'm not suprised.

    I'd have to have hefty beer goggles on :(
     
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    If a guy said that to me he would be eating knuckles very quickly :maha: If you want to pick up chicks dont treat her like a piece of meat! It doesnt work.
    Be confident not cocky ;)
     
    #9 G.K, Dec 7, 2009
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    lol. I wish someone would catch this on film :p

    it'd would get 10 million views easiley on youtube, if done right XD
     
    #10 Heya, Dec 7, 2009
  11. Will

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    I think it's illegal to have sex with people with Down syndrome..

    something to do with consensual aspects of it, etc

    Anyway, kudos.
     
    #11 Will, Dec 7, 2009
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    Epic win
     
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    Lol, some times you gotta take what you can get :p
     
    #13 interhacker, Dec 8, 2009
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    Which is...for you?
     
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    Well, i have been with my misses for four years soooooo
     
    #15 interhacker, Dec 8, 2009
  16. PrincessLuna

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    Soooo why were you making inappropriate jokes to girls in clubs?

    But really, I have no right judging you. Its slightly funny. I'd punch you in the face, but hey whatever works. :)

    If this is your attempt at humor,
    EPIC FAIL!
    really, I can't tell. It doesn't matter if you are repulsed or not, I don't really care (and I don't know if anyone else cares for that matter). We laugh at TOTG because he is sometimes funny, if in a slightly vulgar way. >:)

    /rant
    (I'm slightly sorry, but not sorry enough not to say it. No, I don't hate you. Don't take my comments personally, for some reason I am just annoyed by the way you've been speaking.)
     
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    Notice he said misses...cheats :O
     
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    In different societies, couldn't misses mean female romantic partner, as in wife? It doesn't exclude that fact, does it?
     
    #18 PrincessLuna, Dec 8, 2009
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    Girlfriend :)

    Cheats? me? i never cheated, i just have sex with other females.
     
    #19 interhacker, Dec 8, 2009
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    Damnit I have no respect for people who cheat. You should be ashamed.
     
    #20 Freja, Dec 14, 2009
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