I need excuses!

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  1. WildSnorlax

    WildSnorlax Level IV

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    Our school has this shit cell phone policy. It has to be turned off and out of sight. The first time some bitch took it to my principal, I got off with a warning, but she did tell me if there was to be a second time, I am getting an in school suspension. Now, this is the HILARIOUS part. I am already behind on my classes since i'm retaking next year I don't give a shit. So if they suspend me, and put me in a room all school day, what good will that do.

    I am planning on making some excuse of why I had my phone out {Technically, I was walking down a hallway towards an exit too} and all I can think of was "family emergency" and it's so urgent that I plan on telling her we are going out of Province for the weekend because of it and junk {and get a week of not going to school or something :p }

    Does anyone else have anything better? ;o My principal is a mom, and she's very nice and stuff, so I think she'll buy some tragic story lol.
     
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    I lol'd at your facebook status and wondered who it whas who was writing about it :p
     
  3. Cacklenub

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    Obviously that you were doing your math homework and can't afford a calculator because of the tough economy so you were using your $100 phone.
     
  4. Rhett

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    The only excuse I know is for getting your phone back. "But but but... :( I need it for work!"
     
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    depends on time...

    HAD to call my mum at lunch to find out whether i was going home 2nyt or something like that
     
  6. WildSnorlax

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    Well I guess, it's not that I can't get it back..i'm jsut going to get suspended if I have a shit reason x_x

    HALPZ!!!!!
     
  7. Cacklenub

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    Lol why do you need your phone anyways?
     
  8. WildSnorlax

    WildSnorlax Level IV

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    ^ contacts, pictures, & stuff, and the phone strap I have on it is special.
    Also my boyfriend picks me up on odd days and it's annoying that I can't tell him where to wait for me, and just incase I am late, or w/e.

    AH. I am empty without it.
     
  9. Cacklenub

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    umm leave it in locker/pants pocket
     
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    Lol too late. It's in the possession of an admin already {principal}
     
  11. Phee

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    I am seriously the most amazing person at excuses, ever.
    Tell her that you had a family emergency- your cousin's been in the hospital and your aunt called you to tell you he died/his cancer's in remission/etc.
     
  12. WildSnorlax

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    ^ PHEE, we all think alike :D
    But I got it back on Friday!
    She bought the story, and I forced a little "watery eye" stuff, and she didn't even check to see if it was my second time.