If I Had A Million Dollars

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  1. X Joe Kickass X

    X Joe Kickass X Level IV

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    If I had a million dollars
    We wouldn't have to walk to the store
    If I had a million dollars
    Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
    If I had a million dollars
    We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
    But we would eat Kraft Dinner
    Of course we would, we’d just eat more
    And buy really expensive ketchups with it
    That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
    Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

    Hmm, if I had a million dollars. I would Barenaked Ladies band :D. I would own them, mwhahahah.

    What would you guys do, WITHOUT INVESTING IT! Cause thats cheap ;)
     
  2. Anonymous

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    i wouldn't have trouble explaingin why:
    i'm running down the street carrying a fire hydrant, naked
    i'd eat a hell load of craft dinner!
     
  3. X Joe Kickass X

    X Joe Kickass X Level IV

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    On drugs much? Lmao.

    "You know after you see the movie Heat you're just like, I WANNA DO THAT! I wanna be running down main street with an AK47, *gunfire* WHERES THE VAN *gunfire* YOU SAID THE VAN WAS GOING TO BE HERE *gunfire*" ~ Dane Cook

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  4. Anonymous

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    And i wouln't have to explain why I was covered in honey, had a trombone in my hands, had ceiling tiles for shoes, and was screaming "THE PLANE'S GOING DOWN!!!", while running down a pathway in disneyland.
     
  5. cameronCRUNK

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    I'd save some for college, but I would just buy myself a very nice car for when I start driving, buy my parents a new home, and buy them both new cars.
     
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    Id buy FC united their own staduim.
    Id give the mods/admins of this forum a big chunk.
    Id give all my family some. Clear all debts.
    and the rest id just blow on a big night out surrounded in top models and get absolutely drunk :lol:

    Edit: Buy munsterpoo's account :p
     
  7. Konvict

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    The first thing i would do if i had a million POUNDS :lol: is put it in the bank for a month then live of the intrest first of all pay of all my probation costs and then move to holland and you can guess the rest :lol: :lol:
     
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    I agree. That account would be so awsome to actually own.
     
  9. Anonymous

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    imagine how much you could get on eBay with it?

    accually, i would have an eBay spendin' Spree!
     
  10. daydee

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    I would walk into the restaurant in which I work most evenings and tell my manager she knows where she can stuff their poxy job!!

    I'd part exchange my peugeuot 106 for a Lexus.

    I'd buy a massive house with a swimming pool and rooftop jacuzzi (Then I would buy a covering for it because it always rains here)
     
  11. Rexx

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    I'd probably get myself a Nissan 350Z convertible and a Lexus SC430 Convertible like my Dad has. Then I would buy myself a nice house by the ocean and warm weather. Mmm, then I'd probably bank the rest :p.
     
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    I'd buy shoes...and dresses.
     
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    id buy a boat and upgrade my boathouse
     
  14. Konvict

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    LMAOOOOOOO a typical women always the shoes and the dresses :lol: Ibadmus at least we all know you are a real female in mind body and soul :lol:
     
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    pfft u pplz and ur expensive objects.... how but the starving children of africa!!!!
     
  16. gaelle

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    If i had 1m dollars, i'd like to give them to a lot of poor boys !
     
  17. omglook

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    pfft ur just sayin that cuz i mentioned the kids of africa -_-
     
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    A nice house and car, and then a little bit left for a holiday round the world :)
     
  19. omglook

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    u gonna visit africa?
     
  20. punkeydew

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    If I had a million dollars

    I would pay for my Veterinary School, which will cost a fortune which I can not afford :( So I wouldnt have to settle for Vet Tech

    Then...

    I would buy LAND

    lots of land

    thats stuff is going to be worht ALOT in the future

    and save about 10 acres for myself with a BEAUTIFUL HOME!

    and lots of chickens and sheep. And a shetland pony :p
     
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