This is easy...I'd want two royal paintbrushes, two faerie paintbrushes, a krawk transmogrification potion, a draik transmogrification potion, and a cybunny transmogrification. If I was only allowed one item, I'd get the krawk trans.
I've heard SoS mentioned all over the place but never actually asked, what is it? Me, I'd take a SuAP.
SOS in his post probably means Sword of Skardsen but some people call it step out shoes or other dumb stuff.