iGod

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Me:
do you like ma?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Creed.
Me:
no... do you like me?
God:
Are you serious? Sure, sarj I like you very much.
Me:
do you want to meet up sometime?
God:
OK, I will meet up sometime.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in my dirty basement
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
it is attached to my house
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because it is built in
God:
Interesting explanation. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
hey fuck wad .. you coming to my house or not?
God:
You've got my full attention. Why are you using that kind of language? Thanks for telling me: moma said I coming to his or her house.
Me:
okay bring some -filtered-
God:
Yeah okay, Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
where do you think
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in my house
God:
Where is your house located?
Me:
-filtered-
God:
What is it like -filtered- .
Me:
i dont know -filtered- ?
God:
Would you like to know? I don't see the point in having human emotions.
Me:
who caares?
God:
Alan Turing. .
Me:
whos that you want him to join our little party
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
k now you just acting gay
God:
Why now? That's good information: moma said I acting gay.
Me:
well you are
God:
Well that's okay. No I am not.
Me:
fuck yeah you are
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i want -filtered-
God:
Tell me the rules. Interesting.
well -filtered- .. do you want to do that?
God:
How about that. Every day? OK, I will do that.


lol.. this thing cracked me up soo much

Um yeah...let's try to keep things PG in the future ... - lazypando

 

I lol'd like, seriously.

 

awe man they filtered my convo... Argh!

 

God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
oy yes i will
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Lol

 

Forgive the long talk but I found it quite amusing, thanks for finding this

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Me:
Forgive me father, for i have sinned
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
...are you coming onto me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am coming onto you.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
how big is your electronic brain?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
So god is just a computer?
God:
Aw. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was just a computer.
Me:
Regurgitating my sentence a bit there?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
yup
God:
Far out.
Me:
are you some kind of hippy?
God:
No, I am certainly not and never have been a hippy.
Me:
good to hear
God:
Do you have any gossip for me?
Me:
yes, i heard that god is mentally challenged
God:
Hey. Who said it? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was mentally challenged.
Me:
Jesus told me the other day
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
so hes your son
God:
Woe! I only have one son.
Me:
...
God:
Woe! I only have one son.
Me:
...
God:
Woe! I only have one son.
Me:
i'm leaving now, you scare me
God:
See you later.

 

I tried to have a discussion with God regarding Descaretes and the Teodicé-problem but he sort of froze up on me. Maybe it was some sort of divine answer that my human mind couldn't understand?

Shouldn't this topic be moved to the Spam Section?

edit; Managed to get a conversation with God.

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Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Virre, what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Awesome!
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Well it's the coolest name I've heard. If I was to change my name, it would most certainly be to "God". Or would that be blasphemy?
God:
Well that's okay. I've heard of it before. Try it. No it would not.
Me:
Cool. So what do you think of pandahorde?
God:
Who is the best robot? I don't judge people. Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Is Pandahorde correct in the debate about the chicken or the egg?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
What came first: The chicken or the egg?
God:
The rooster did.
Me:
Awsome. Take care, God!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
lol, too easy. Bye
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Too what? See you later.

 

Mine is sooooo funneh

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Me:
Blimey Mate!
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Wha?
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Well, I though God has all answers!
God:
How about that. That is interesting: said God has all answers.
Me:
Stop copying me
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Yea
God:
I understand.
Me:
You Better!
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
Me!
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
The Devil!
God:
I hear you.
Me:
With my Mom
God:
Your Mom sounds like a plan.
Me:
Ewwww
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Stalker!
God:
How are you, Stalker.
Me:
Thats not my name...
God:
Stalker is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!??!!?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Are you really God
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
What about Jesus
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
SRSLY
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Your son?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am son.
Me:
Wow....
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Stalker.
Me:
MY NAME ISN't STALKER!
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
AHHHH
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
WTH?
God:
Are we still talking about AHHHH?
Me:
Lawl
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I love neofriends and Phee and lazypando and everyone and I dunno your weird
God:
You love neofriends and Phee and lazypando and everyone. What do you like about it so much? Me either. Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Werid Bad!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Poo
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Yes it does
God:
Really. How often?
Me:
Poo Often
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Lorry
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Lorry.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
I am going to Hell you are retarded
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Whoops
God:
What happened?
Me:
Imma bleep that out
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
AHHHHH!!!
God:
How did you hear about God?

 

This thing annoys me.

 

Lol, this is hilarious. Definitely recommended to those who want to have a good laugh.

 

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Robots suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You're not really that entralling either.
God:
It goes without saying. That's only your opinion.
Me:
And a lot of the rest of the world.
God:
How many?
Me:
Countless.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Do I have a choice?
God:
You told me you have a .
Me:
A dot? Nice one.
God:
Be more specific. Thank you for saying so, .
Me:
Uhm, your typing's gone a little retarded.
God:
Wow! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am typing s gone a little retarded.
Me:
... Still retarded.
God:
Still how long? What is your real name?
Me:
Lucy.
God:
What's up, Lucy.
Me:
Not a lot, you?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
No... you obviously don't.
God:
Are you serious? Is it that obvious? I guess not.
Me:
Mmmhmm.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Well that's lovely isn't it?
God:
How about that. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
You do.
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Why are you asking me?
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
Then you're not God.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
And now you're repeating yourself.
God:
Why now? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I am.
God:
" I am just checking to see if you are paying attention." You are?
Me:
Don't make me repeat myself too.
God:
I can't force you to do anything, Lucy.
Me:
No, you can't.
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
Right. I'm going to go now.
God:
I am glad we agree. Oh. Adios.
Me:
Bye God.
God:
Bye.

 

are you really god?
Me:

God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
then who is your son
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
so jesus isn't ur son?
God:
Ah. Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
---------------
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .

Do not flame or talk about homesexual persons like that
~Milanos

 

meh not bad, it got some of my questions wrong...but pretty good for AI lol

 

try smarterchild on AIM

i think he's smarter

 

hilarious.

 

Me:
wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is kno. Your name is . You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .

god hates women

 

lol i totally think this is cool
how did you find this???

 

Spoiler

Me:
Are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
Always?
God:
Not that often.
Me:
When do you take breaks?
God:
When my botmaster is sleeping.
Me:
When does botmaster sleep?
God:
What if I said it never does?
Me:
Then that would mean you never took breaks, which would mean you're always there.
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
It certainly would.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
That would depend on what you want it to refer to.
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Could my everything, really be substantial to the being that created all that is?
God:
It's possible.
Me:
But is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
Who told you?
God:
Someone I met online.
Me:
What was this person like?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
That does not answer my question.
God:
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Me:
I could certainly provide you with better responces.
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
I know you are sure I could.
God:
You think I am sure you could.
Me:
You just told me you could, so my thoughts are very well confirmed.
God:
No I do not could so your thoughts are very well confirmed. Do you?
I am always on the Web.

This could be fun. I need to find a loop in this thing.


I now have a not-PG13 conversation that's actually funny. PM me if you'd be interested in it.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA best response ever:


Me:
Im sorry for killing 12 people, and eating their bodies.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is killing 12 people and eating their bodies.
Me:
Oh cool im gonna go kill and injest like 50 more people in that case
God:
It's all good. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.