Woo hoo. I can has vision nao. While I'm making a thread in spam corner, I may as well point out that IF YOU WANT TO HAVE ANY KIND OF CHANCE WITH A SEMI-LITERATE GIRL, WHEN YOU EXCHANGE E-MAIL ADDRESSES AND TALK ON MSN or whatever DON'T BE A COMPLETE CHODE AND TELL HER THINGS LIKE "iv wanted 2 b wih u sinc the frist day i saw u." Unless, of course, by "have any kind of chance with," you think I mean "piss off to the extreme ends of the universe." In which case, proceed as planned. Anyway, back on my spamalicious topic: I can SEE now. It's fabuloso. Of course, I have these weird marks from where the suction rings sat on my eyes, and I did kind of have a sliiiiiight panic attack afterwards because the drugs that they gave me to calm me down took effect only /after/ the operation, and when they did, they did the opposite of what they were supposed to do and caused me to flip the fuck out, but hey - you can't have everything. My vision is at 20/20 in one eye and 20/25 in the other and still getting better (it's going to be fluctuating like motherf- like crazy over the next month or so) and I'm suuuuuper excited! Maybe I'll take creepy myspace-like photos of just my eyes or something and post them laters. Now I can make many more tl;dr posts that veer mildly off-topic. Yay!
*blinks* How'd you find out that I was the masked man leaving you flowers? No, but seriously? Some guy that I've known for years but have only seriously conversed with maybe twenty times was all like "I thought that we were together..." over msn this morning. Only it was in some kind of foreign language comprised of numbers and letters that had no business being next to each other. Dude, I haven't said "boo" to you in, like, four months. As if.
I am a total jerk. But even if I weren't, this guy lives three hours away from me, I haven't seen him in person for over a year and last time I talked to him, a situation arose where I told him something along the lines of how excited I was about someone else. A someone else that I just so happen to still be seeing. It's not an "as if" at the guy himself, it's an "as if" at the "you mean you haven't waited for me, even though not only have I never asked you out, I cannot speak proper English, nor am I aware that you are a complete and utter word nerd even though you've told me (very nicely and in much simpler phrasing) several times that my passable attempts at being understood by the masses make your head hurt?" He just wants a hookup, and it's not happening. I've gotten in to enough bad situations to know that if you aren't a jerk right upfront, you get pushed around and end up somewhere you don't want to be (ie stalked).
How old are you? You sound like a bitchy 13 year old. Just cause someone is annoying/mean/can't spell on the internets doesn't mean you have to tell him or her. Easiest thing to do is to block him... which it sounds like you should have done a year ago
Bitchy 13 year old girls don't have the mental prowess to read Joyce. Wait... I think you're on to something here ;D
He's not annoying or mean. I did tell him that he can't spell. Today was his twenty-fourth birthday, and I chirp the kids that I babysit about spelling. I haven't had a problem with him until today - we were friends, albeit we didn't talk all that often. When someone starts talking about meeting up for sex over msn and berating me because I went out and got a boyfriend, I'm going to be a little irked. Aside from the fact that I think that blocking someone is far more juvenile than telling them that they're doing something wrong so that they can correct it and maybe become a better person. It's not all that mature to avoid your problems, especially when by confronting them you can be helping someone. I've never chosen to block anyone without telling them first, and when I tell them, I give them reasons for it. *shrugs* Maybe I am a bitchy thirteen year old, but at least I'm not going to throw a fit if you tell me so. Think whatever you like - you can spell, so I'm not going to complain. Anyone who has had any kind of serious conversation with me knows that I'm completely anal about language. I don't mind typos, slight grammatical errors, uncapitalized words, gibberish or chat speak as long as you can still use the language correctly when the time comes. (whiney justification ->) I'm cranky because I had lasers in my eyes yesterday and have to put drops in every half hour today. I don't like poking around in my eyes. Edit: Are you saying that I didn't read Joyce??? I'm going to go blog and tell all my friends and write about you in my diary and cry into a pillow (or something)!!!!! You're like, totally unfair!!!1!!11one!! My uncle is the Vice-President of the company that manages N-Sync, and he's a Very Important Man, and I'm SURE that he can get you in big trouble. :'(
I'm going to be mature here and harp on the fact that you just responded with a "duh" even though I could probably make some very cutting remarks on that front. I have wontons to eat. Though, I do resent the fact that I've been portrayed as immature here, when clearly I haven't done anything that's seriously the slightest bit immature. Telling someone that I don't want to deal with their shitty Netiquette is honest, not "malicious, spiteful, or overbearing." (<- definition of 'bitchy') ps, I totally dated myself with that reference to N-Sync. Anyone get it? I'm a nerd. =)
duh duh duhduhduhduh . YOU"RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS SURGERY MISSY. I"M ON PERCOCET RIGHT NOW CAUSE THEY CUT OPEN MY LOWER BACK TUESDAY. ANGRY FACE. edit: yeah and my drugs do a bit more than make me freak out. first time i took it i puked and second time i almost blacked out and parents had to call hospital =K lol i just googled percocet side effects. one was "An unexplained pleasant feeling (euphoria) or unpleasant feeling (dysphoria)". WTH
Hey, I've got some of that. Wanna start a club? A seal club? A dance club? An irony club? And I'd ask you to tell me about your surgery, but then I'd just probably sound creepy in addition to being bitchy. (that's a subtle hint for you to say "you're not creepy at all! I'm glad that someone else is at least mildly interested in medical procedures")
Backstreet Boys > N-Sync Oh I totally remember those debates. I thought this dialog was supposed to be lighthearted (all in good fun, right?). Stop taking e-drama so srsly guise.
I think it's over now. We're starting a club. I made wontons. Anyone want? Though I probably shouldn't really be meeting up with anyone else off here. Hally and I are besties now and he just won't leave me alone. ( ) Percs are rather interesting, IMO. I'm sorry that you had to deal with that on top of surgery. The only reason that I'm so upset about freaking out (other than the fact that duh, I freaked out) is because they gave me muchos Alprazolam, which is supposed to be a drug that treats anxiety. I called Hally like, freaking out in my car because my mom had run in to a grocery store (apparently they wouldn't let me drive right after they'd sliced open my eyes. fancy that) and left me alone.
Although I think it's good to give someone a piece of your mind on certain things, people like him just deserve to be ignored because he's not even worth the time. It's like those MSN bots, responding doesn't really get anywhere. If he wants sex you're not the last stop for him, and it's not likely you'll change him....I mean...he just wants sex :S. People aren't as easy to change, especially over the internet where emotion barely comes through, and meaning is very skewed. On another note, wow lasers in eye's.....that scares the s*** outta me :S. I can't stand having ANYTHING sharp near my eye's (this coming from nightmares about needles going in eyes). *dibs on wantons D8
A club? For clubbing? Seal clubbing?! Sign me up! Meeting up with strangers from the internet isn't weird! It's not like there are predators out there or anything -shiftyeyes-
awwwww that was so nice of you to ask <3 and irony club sounds messed up seriously i hope that is for not real. =O we should recreate Cafe Disco (The Office, anyone?) oh and basically they cut open the bottom of my back/top of my ass and it's really painful to sit and sleep. it's pretty gross. Sorry for ripping on you before. Just you writing "As if" made you seem very annoying. How old are you though ^^ How are you feeling? Aiore - I'm on narcotics. You shouldn't take me seriously =P
Seal clubbing it is. I have a few designer clubs if anyone needs an extra. One even has a touch of genuine PETA paint on the end from where I got ambushed back a couple of months ago. (Y) Personally, I think that meeting up with people that you met online is alright as long as you follow a strict set of rules about location, time, etc, you've "known" them for quite some time and you're not a complete idiot about it. *shrugs* It's weird, sure, but I like to live dangerously. ;D And I'm 19. So old. ;'( And I which Office do you watch? I don't watch either on a regular basis, but I've seen a few eps of both versions. I'm feeling alright. A little disoriented because my eyes are at different stages of healing and I insist on staring at a computer screen anyways (why am I such an idiot? I don't know). Back surgery is one of the worst for healing time, too, especially if they've gotten in deep. I send hugs for that. And the irony club was due to the "I'm not a 13yo )))))))): wanna have a club??" kind of thread that my arguements took.
Thanks for the hugs <3 No seal clubbing!!! And no wontons either. I'm a vegetarian =3 I'm a US Office lover =P Sorry your eyes aren't feeling normal =[ I had a grain of sand engraved in my eye a while ago... they had to stick a needle in to get it out But you have no nerve thingies their or whatever so I didn't feel anything. I was just sitting there in the eye doctor place and they just stuck it in =O. Was not expecting it. And meeting people isn't a bad thing =/. I've met a few people from the internet and it's turned out really well =]. I have voice chats with most people because I get too lazy to type, and so I just make sure we are on the phone together while searching for each other at decided location. You from NYC surrept? =P Sorry for taking so long to respond. I had to go to a band concert which I was late to.