"Today I was eating an ice cream cone in one hand and texting with the other. Thinking I was cool for multitasking, as I walked down a flight a stairs on campus, I licked my phone. MLIA"
When I went home for thanksgiving, I accidentally left my dorm keys (both room and suite keys) there. I'd been doing fine all week, borrowing keys from friends, leaving my door ajar. Last night I was over in another suite. It got late and I lost track of time. Before I knew it, all my suitemates were already asleep, and I was locked out. I spent the night on the couch. Needless to say, I didn't get an ounce of sleep. Instead, I spend the remaining 4 hours reading FML/MLIA on my phone. Come next morning, I finally acquired a suite key from a friend and went to take a shower. Afterward, in a rather large lapse of judgment, I fully shut the door to my room, efficiently locking myself out....again. So now, instead of being lock out of my suite, I was locked out of my room. Thank god the main office was open by this time. yerp....
I was at the Renaissance Festival in Houston and I was doing the rock climbing. My girlfriend was behind me taking pictures and when I failed to climb up the wall and went to talk to her she informed me that some guy had said, "If he can do it, I definitely can." /sigh
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My lg chocolate fell in the toilet while i was doing number 2! A public restroom i may add and i had to fish it out with my hand i swear i touched my own dukie