Hally asked me to "do me a favour and post on nf.net, spam corner about how I'm having trouble wih my computer again and I can't get on the site, so if people are waiting for responses from me, I'll get back to them asap." And he also says that he loves me and wants the world to know.
He has also asked me to post this for him, He says he thinks of me everytime he hears it... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=Yjqb3AKndYc
No husband theft of any kind will be occurring. We'll always have the beach house. And the penthouse flat in NY. And my parents' kitchen. And the park down the - okay, maybe the weather forecast for today includes a slight chance of husband thievery. But nothing that could beat out a hack wedding in Tokyo and a year or two shearing goats. <3 The great thing is that no matter how high my heels get, you can always be taller than me on yours, right Jakey? Make supercute dance routines, not war.
Of course he does. But we're not getting married. I've had a better offer. Hally and I are just going to have illicit trysts.
OK we are both allowed to have illicit trysts with Hally as our marriage though perfect would not prove very fruitful in *ahem* that department xD I think we should have some man labourers in our Ukrainian goat shearing fantasy =] I will only make super cute dance routines if you make me a disco stick that people may take a ride on... Otherwise neuclear holocaust it is =]
You didn't think that we'd be the ones doing the actual shearing, did you, Jake, honey? We're going to stand there and watch over the sexy men in leather pants (and nothing else) who are doing our work and looking all sweaty (nice sweaty, not gross sweaty) and tanned. We can both have matching pink whips and dominatrix boots from all corners of the globe. If there's an Italian, I have dibs. Just so that you know. He's going to be my pet. I'll call him Fernando, even if his name's Tyler. Lady Gaga's got nothing on my disco stick.
Perhaps these men should be making something worthwhile as I don't know what we will do with all of this goat fur/wool... what are goats covered in? What shall we have them do? Maybe they should take care of the kitten situation... I have no doubt your disco stick is very impressive =]
Psht. You just want me to give you a pink whip, that's all. You could have tried asking. Ukrainian goats are covered in lace. We're going to make a mint selling to Victoria's Secret. Don't worry, they have very good hands, and won't do any (unwanted) damage. Though the kitty situation /does/ need attention. And yay, me!
That means we get front row seats at the hookers fashion show right? OMG! I want to be sat next to Nicole Richie we will need bug eyed sunglasses and lipgloss... And you'll need a handbag to put Fernando in... Hmm we will sell the kittens to Virre he's into that kind of thing
Words are nothing compared to what she can do with a pink whip. Don't irritate her she may get out her disco stick!