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  1. NHStephen

    NHStephen Level IV

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    Post your jokes in spoilers :)

    guy is getting along with this girl hes living with for a while, and he proposes, he decides to break the news at the family reunion coming up, when they get there his grandma comes over and says omg johnny, you found your cousin rianna?
     
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    if adam and eve were the only 2 people
    and insest is wrong in gods eyses
    how did they continue on reproducing
     
    #2 NHStephen, Nov 5, 2009
  3. Will

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    That isn't a joke, that's just logic.
     
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  4. Zer0

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    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?
    Elephant grape sin theta
     
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  5. Commy

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    Did you hear about the statistician who got arrested and thrown into jail?
    He now has zero degrees of freedom
     
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  6. Arkley

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    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
    Put it out in the sun until its Bill Withers!
     
    #6 Arkley, Nov 5, 2009