Here is a thread to post anything funny that you see/hear/do (that is, if you want to). I'll start with a funny story from my work place: I work at an EB Games at a mall. The Nintendo Wii's are in such high demand that we get about 100 questions per dayabout if we have any in stock (including on the phone). Naturally, we get some weird/stupid customers daily as well. One day when we were somewhat busy, some girl walks up to the counter and asks, "Can I see your Wii?" I responded,"No, I don't know you well enough." The assistant manager, who I was working with, as well as several people in earshot burst out laughing at what she walked into. She left kinda embarassed, but still comes in anyhow... Anyhow, looking forward to any jokes/stories you all have.
wow yeah that's funny. I know some funny things that have happend recently at my school but it's really only funny if you're there.
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LOL ok how bout this its kinda sickbut i found i found it kind of funny. (me) I've got some saddam hussien T-shirts at mine. (friend) really what are they like. (me) well they are a little tight around the neck but they hang real well.
Dude.. a lot of people would get fired for saying something like that, you must have a pretty laid back manager. That's funny though.
I have a whole lot of "you had to be there" funny stories, and a lot of stories about drunk people from my job, but nothing really that funny... drunks just are funny
only the mean ones... most of the time they love you. I've never met a drunk who didn't say, "O man, I am sooo drunk!" or "Can you tell I'm drunk?"