Jokes/Funny Stories Thread

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  1. matasakeki

    matasakeki Level I

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    Here is a thread to post anything funny that you see/hear/do (that is, if you want to). I'll start with a funny story from my work place:

    I work at an EB Games at a mall. The Nintendo Wii's are in such high demand that we get about 100 questions per dayabout if we have any in stock (including on the phone). Naturally, we get some weird/stupid customers daily as well. One day when we were somewhat busy, some girl walks up to the counter and asks, "Can I see your Wii?" I responded,"No, I don't know you well enough." The assistant manager, who I was working with, as well as several people in earshot burst out laughing at what she walked into. She left kinda embarassed, but still comes in anyhow...

    Anyhow, looking forward to any jokes/stories you all have.
     
  2. micorazonesazul

    micorazonesazul Level III

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    lmaooo!...sorry I don't have a story...but that was hilarious.
     
  3. slayerzoro

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    wow yeah that's funny. I know some funny things that have happend recently at my school but it's really only funny if you're there.
     
  4. Balthier

    Balthier Level III

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    (aim friend): sometimes I'm clever.
    (me): Sometimes.
    (me): Other times, you are dum
    (me): ...
    (me): GODDAMMIT
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    (me): I hate this.
    (aim friend): *hugs*
    (aim friend): I'm sorry.
    (aim friend): would things go any better if you put your penis in the toaster?
    (me): Probably. I'd be left incapacitated.
    (aim friend): this is an idea.
    (me): I don't like your ideas anymore.
     
  5. ctm_91

    ctm_91 Level III

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    Saw a baggus up on trading post and user said "taking serious offers only" :lol:
     
  6. sean425

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    Lmao awesome :D Ill post if I can remember anything funny or if anything happens :p
     
  7. Konvict

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    LOL ok how bout this its kinda sickbut i found i found it kind of funny.

    (me) I've got some saddam hussien T-shirts at mine.
    (friend) really what are they like.
    (me) well they are a little tight around the neck but they hang real well.
     
  8. boomm

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    Lmao I get that. :lol:
     
  9. Avandia

    Avandia Level III

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    Dude.. a lot of people would get fired for saying something like that, you must have a pretty laid back manager. That's funny though.
     
  10. Konvict

    Konvict Level IV

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    l_scorpio lol i like ones that are funny and easy to get as it not fun if no one does get them lmO
     
  11. twxlegend

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    Haha, yes it is pretty funny. :D
     
  12. xmarceh

    xmarceh Level II

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    neopets (dot) com/joke.phtml

    Go there. Best joke ever lmao.
     
  13. anonymouso_O

    anonymouso_O Level III

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    I have a whole lot of "you had to be there" funny stories, and a lot of stories about drunk people from my job, but nothing really that funny... drunks just are funny
     
  14. boomm

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    There also so scary.
     
  15. xmarceh

    xmarceh Level II

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    I disagree, drunks aren't scary :p
    Just a tad out of it xD
     
  16. anonymouso_O

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    only the mean ones... most of the time they love you. I've never met a drunk who didn't say, "O man, I am sooo drunk!" or "Can you tell I'm drunk?"
     
  17. xmarceh

    xmarceh Level II

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    lmao, there is a mix between that and "Man...I want another" and "I think i'm gonna be sick..."
    :p
     
  18. boomm

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    I still find drunk people scary though...ever since one puked all over me. :x
     
  19. anonymouso_O

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    LOL now that's funny :lol:
     
  20. Avandia

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    Drunk people are.. um.. interesting.. heh

    You just gotta watch from a distance ;P
     
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