1. poontang Function: noun Inflected Forms: plural - poontang; abbreviated - poon Alternate Spellings: puntang Etymology: Filipino (Ilokano dialect) putang (whore, fu*k) 1: female genitalia 2: sexual intercourse 1: Her poontang was the warmest and silkiest I had ever fuc*ed. 2: I need to get some poontang while I'm down there in Cancun. Adapted from urban dictinary. WOW o.0