LOL!!! Pokemon only lead to devil worship!!!!!

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  1. ceneret0023

    ceneret0023 Level III

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    http://web.archive.org/web/200609270651 ... kemon.html

    lol there's a youtube video that goes with this but you just need to read this first because it made me LOL so hard i almost peed myself xD Apparently to christians anything and everything has to be fit for them even if it's made in japan xD ahhh stupid christians the world doesn't revolve around you!!! if it was meant to be god would make it so but he doesn't so get over yourselves!!! your starting to get worse than mormans!!!(sorry if this offends anybody but i don't like people who live their religious crap and try to force it onto other non-religious people)
     
  2. Tricia

    Tricia Level IV

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    That is insane.. And they say that religion isn't about control?

    Pokemon isn't dangerous. It just turns people into massive geeks, that's all. I speak from experience. I'm playing Pokemon Blue at the moment.
     
  3. Virre

    Virre Level IV

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    Solid proof that pokémon is dangerous. ;)
     
  4. Ice Nine

    Ice Nine Level IV

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    D:

    My GBA with Pokemon Blue in it is sitting 3 feet away

    D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TEMPTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Tricia

    Tricia Level IV

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    Ahhh, so you're a big geek too! Hehe. I have a friend at work who plays too. We have secret coversations about it. In fact, he gave me Pokemon Blue. I used to play Red.

    Go on - play. Do it!
     
  6. Fendi

    Fendi Level IV

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    Bizarre logic I don't understand how at the beginning they can say being a true Christian means making your own decision to follow Jesus and then say they ban pokemon because it takes children away from God. If a child wants to play pokemon surely they should allow them to because it's their own decision and so what if children have a fascination with the occult learning all you can about other religions and cultures before deciding what to want to be seems pretty sensible to me. These are the kind of group who believe Harry Potter and Sabrina the Teenage Witch were created to lure their children into paganism instead of just thinking logically that magic would be pretty cool.
     
  7. ceneret0023

    ceneret0023 Level III

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    finally!! people who understand!! now when i tell my friends i'm a satanist i can try and convince them it's not because of pokemon xD lol jk jk
     
  8. cameronCRUNK

    cameronCRUNK Level IV

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    You mean you didn't feel the devil stealing your soul as you took down charizard? xD
     
  9. sammyz408

    sammyz408 Level I

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    nope, only when i captured missingno
     
  10. Ak*

    Ak* Level IV

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    Nope Only when i cheated to gain rare candies and limitless masterballs with my sorcery
     
  11. FastBullet

    FastBullet Level IV

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    The article has been deleted. You did it folks.

    POKEMON - EVIL ARTICLE = 1 - 0 :p