To clean my kitchen. Note: I will settle for old lesbians already in relationships. Spoiler I'm not really sexist, it's just funny. Plus I hate cleaning my kitchen. x(
What about young, openminded, bicurious women? I mean, I can't name any - especially who'd clean your kitchen - I'm just wondering where they'd fit in this situation.
Of course I clean. Maybe I even have a maid outfit and a feather duster. But I only clean for special people. ps - unrelated, but it's spam corner, so what the heck - congrats on that account. I think that it's a vurry cute name. =)
Psh, I know who your special person is. And thanks. It's kinda themed considering I have three three letter named pets to go on it.
He knows all too well who he is, too, however he refuses to let me clean for him and I don't think that fishnets and stilettos could tempt him - not that I haven't tried. I'm jealous of your account-pet theme thing. It's far too much effort for me to get one of those going on.
You're special person is special in the head. Fishnets and stilettos?!... Unless you mean real catch-fish-with fishnet and real stab-people-with stilettos. It wasn't much effort. I AA'ed two pets, and traded for another.
You love me too much not to talk to me. Didn't you read my Love letter in tha spoiler! D: OMG I DOUBLE POSTED. sorry. you can see through my sham. ;-; posting for forum cash.
Everyone's just jealous of pando's complete and unparalleled awesomeness. Don't take it too hard - it's cause you're fabulous, and thus subconciously, the chauvenistic side of these ... men (I suppose that I should be nice - it's not their fault that they're both the psychologically and emotionally the weaker sex) associates you with also being male - they're threatened by a female being in a position of domination. No fishnets implied. =)
I have a thing for shoes and the fishnets were my trademark in high school. I have over twenty pairs of both. I finally got my laptop back (I've been suffering without for quite some time, and the desktop is slowwwwww) - wait! Pando! I finally got my computer back!
At least we don't resort to fundamentally flawed agruments based solely on oppression and archaic abuses to prove our points. Wait, was that mean? Sometimes I'm too honest.
Our computers are backwards. My desktop is fast and my laptop burns through my legs due to overheating, yet it's still as slow as hell. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I can still vote. Kidding. :maha: