Mans most difficult question :

To pee or not to pee..

I need a pee badly but am under some warm covers and its cold out..

Do i:

Try to shake my leg hoping it will go off...?
Pee in a bottle ( means streching tho)?
Go toilet?
Do it and stay under the cover at the same time?

Any help or ideas welcome

 

Run to the bathroom and pee real quick (while trying on to spray on the seat you dirty boy) then run back to your bed as fast as you can and dive back under the covers and snuggle them close.

The covers will actually feel much better the second time around, and youll be comfortable in bed knowing that you no longer have to pee/change your sheets.

 

thats the worst when you gotta go to the bathroom or turn off the AC in the morning cuz its cold...

 

mmhhh nice .. i need a pee my self but am to lazy to get up its cold here too
but ur lucky you could use a bottle if you wanted to.. :|
me on the other hand i think most of it would just miss and i would have to go to the bathroom anyway
to get my hands cleaned and then sort the couch out ... so it means more work then it really is for me
but for you i can say run boy run go to the loo :lol:
thats where im off to now my self :yup:

 

make sure you dont pee on the toilet seat
i hate that [...]
with having two men in my house ( no im not like that one of those men is my son )
i have to check the seat befor sitting down and doing so middle of the night when ur half a sleep is quite a paining the behind

 

Well, the end result.....

I managed to run to the loo, destroyed the seat, then turned the light off so the next person who go`s gets a suprise ( see im kind).

I have decided to reward myself by making a cup of tea, some nice biscuits and by putting a 17inch pizza in the oven

I think i deserve it


Teq you would think it would be easy to pee in a bottle for men , i soppose if the bottle had hair around men wouldnt spill a drop XD

 

:lol: ur a dead man if that was my toilet one of my pet hates getting up middle of the night and sitting in something wet and cold
even my son sneeks to the loo so i dont notice but hey he often puts the seat up even when im not there
but when "the oficer" is around he has to sit down

 

haha, i enjoy listening to the misses scream and moan about it...gives me a sence of justice

 

ive done worse then scream i slapped my "wet" hand in his face befor think you can imagine it wasnt water on my hand and no i didnt do that to my son im not that cruel

 

mmhhh so i need 50 posts to get my rank up or how does this work ?
ive been looking at my post count but sometimes it doesnt seem to be going up
i gues its when you send short messages that it doesnt get counted ? am i right ?

 

yeah get the target and if ur unlucky you get seen by the target witch is gona make ur face a target :lol:
that is if he is gona be able to figure out witch flat it is ur in .. but then again unlucky if you meet the person on the street again if ur flat isnt high enough and he seen ur face :maha:

 

You live 3 hours away from me XD

I live in a flat, but on the bottom floor so i dont get the required effect XD

 

Stoke-on trent

Proberly slightly more than 3 hours but it isnt that far, im normally at manchester piccadilly station when im going to liverpool.

Everyware is made of glass 0-o

 

Hanley is EXACTLY where i live.. The express stops at the "first" bus station, its a matter of mins from me XD

Theres an argos a B&M and a wilkensons next to it XD