Mans most difficult question :

Discussion in 'World of SPAM' started by interhacker, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. interhacker

    interhacker Level IV

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    1,637
    Likes Received:
    0
    To pee or not to pee..

    I need a pee badly but am under some warm covers and its cold out..

    Do i:

    Try to shake my leg hoping it will go off...?
    Pee in a bottle ( means streching tho)?
    Go toilet?
    Do it and stay under the cover at the same time?

    Any help or ideas welcome :)
     
  2. ninjitzumaster

    ninjitzumaster Level III

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2007
    Messages:
    503
    Likes Received:
    5
    Run to the bathroom and pee real quick (while trying on to spray on the seat you dirty boy) then run back to your bed as fast as you can and dive back under the covers and snuggle them close.

    The covers will actually feel much better the second time around, and youll be comfortable in bed knowing that you no longer have to pee/change your sheets.
     
  3. Snowmanny

    Snowmanny Level III

    Joined:
    Mar 11, 2008
    Messages:
    469
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    Toronto Canada
    thats the worst when you gotta go to the bathroom or turn off the AC in the morning cuz its cold...
     
  4. Tequila

    Tequila Level I

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Messages:
    54
    Likes Received:
    1
    mmhhh nice .. i need a pee my self but am to lazy to get up its cold here too
    but ur lucky you could use a bottle if you wanted to.. :|
    me on the other hand i think most of it would just miss and i would have to go to the bathroom anyway
    to get my hands cleaned and then sort the couch out ... so it means more work then it really is for me
    but for you i can say run boy run go to the loo :lol:
    thats where im off to now my self :yup:
     
  5. Tequila

    Tequila Level I

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Messages:
    54
    Likes Received:
    1
    make sure you dont pee on the toilet seat
    i hate that [...]
    with having two men in my house ( no im not like that one of those men is my son )
    i have to check the seat befor sitting down and doing so middle of the night when ur half a sleep is quite a paining the behind o_O
     
  6. interhacker

    interhacker Level IV

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    1,637
    Likes Received:
    0
    Well, the end result.....

    I managed to run to the loo, destroyed the seat, then turned the light off so the next person who go`s gets a suprise ( see im kind).

    I have decided to reward myself by making a cup of tea, some nice biscuits and by putting a 17inch pizza in the oven :)

    I think i deserve it :)


    Teq you would think it would be easy to pee in a bottle for men , i soppose if the bottle had hair around men wouldnt spill a drop XD
     
  7. Tequila

    Tequila Level I

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Messages:
    54
    Likes Received:
    1
    :lol: ur a dead man if that was my toilet one of my pet hates getting up middle of the night and sitting in something wet and cold
    even my son sneeks to the loo so i dont notice but hey he often puts the seat up even when im not there
    but when "the oficer" is around he has to sit down :p
     
  8. interhacker

    interhacker Level IV

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    1,637
    Likes Received:
    0
    haha, i enjoy listening to the misses scream and moan about it...gives me a sence of justice :p
     
  9. Tequila

    Tequila Level I

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Messages:
    54
    Likes Received:
    1
    ive done worse then scream i slapped my "wet" hand in his face befor think you can imagine it wasnt water on my hand and no i didnt do that to my son im not that cruel :D
     
  10. Tequila

    Tequila Level I

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Messages:
    54
    Likes Received:
    1
    mmhhh so i need 50 posts to get my rank up or how does this work ?
    ive been looking at my post count but sometimes it doesnt seem to be going up
    i gues its when you send short messages that it doesnt get counted ? am i right ?
     
  11. SoC

    SoC Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2007
    Messages:
    4,551
    Likes Received:
    105
    Location:
    Maaaaaaanchester!
    Advantages of living in a flat (apartment for you americans)
    Stand up, out the window, and laugh at target below :)
    trying to write your name is fun xD
     
  12. Tequila

    Tequila Level I

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Messages:
    54
    Likes Received:
    1
    yeah get the target and if ur unlucky you get seen by the target witch is gona make ur face a target :lol:
    that is if he is gona be able to figure out witch flat it is ur in .. but then again unlucky if you meet the person on the street again if ur flat isnt high enough and he seen ur face :maha:
     
  13. interhacker

    interhacker Level IV

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    1,637
    Likes Received:
    0
    You live 3 hours away from me XD

    I live in a flat, but on the bottom floor so i dont get the required effect XD
     
  14. SoC

    SoC Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2007
    Messages:
    4,551
    Likes Received:
    105
    Location:
    Maaaaaaanchester!
    Where you live oldy?
     
  15. interhacker

    interhacker Level IV

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    1,637
    Likes Received:
    0
    Stoke-on trent

    Proberly slightly more than 3 hours but it isnt that far, im normally at manchester piccadilly station when im going to liverpool.

    Everyware is made of glass 0-o
     
  16. SoC

    SoC Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2007
    Messages:
    4,551
    Likes Received:
    105
    Location:
    Maaaaaaanchester!
    Thats noway 3hrs :p
    i got the national express coach to brum every weekend, and that took 3hrs 5mins, and stoke was half way (hanley)
    its about 90mins xD

    And haha picaddilly is amazing :)
    I love that station! <3
     
  17. interhacker

    interhacker Level IV

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    1,637
    Likes Received:
    0
    Hanley is EXACTLY where i live.. The express stops at the "first" bus station, its a matter of mins from me XD

    Theres an argos a B&M and a wilkensons next to it XD