MMYYY NEEEW ABDUUULAAAH?

Discussion in 'World of SPAM' started by Megs, May 30, 2010.

  1. Megs

    Megs Level III

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    Chris
    hi
    asl plzzz

    Me
    who the hell is this?

    Chris
    i just add
    u asl plzz

    Me
    why would you just add someone you don't know? you look like you're 10... didn't your mother tell you not to talk to strangers?

    Chris
    no im 14

    Me
    want a cookie

    Chris
    u
    hpw old r u

    Me
    im 82
    i have 7 cats

    Chris
    no seriously

    Me
    nicole, mr. boots, pedro, chad, olly, mushi and blanket
    those are my cats

    Chris
    do u have a msn

    Me
    whoa, you actually want to talk to such an old lady?
    im touched

    Chris
    are u hot

    Me
    im not bragging but a lot of people say my prosthetic hip looks real

    Chris
    but ure hot

    Me
    you know it
    i still have 8 real teeth
    and i have cherry flavored denture paste
    all the grandpas want me
    and all the grandmas want to be me

    Chris
    are kidding me

    Me
    not at all
    i swear by the wrinkles on my forehead

    Chris
    do u have a msn

    Me
    a msn? is that one of those interweb messaging programs you youngins' are so obsessed with?
    i remember back in the day when kids used to go outside and PLAY

    Chris
    no seriously

    Me
    its so cute of you to not believe me, im so flattered.

    Chris
    do u have a msn

    Me
    listen buddy, seriously im a year and a half older than you. i have "a msn", too bad you're not fucking getting it. go delete me now please.
     
  2. Freja

    Freja Level IV

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    lol, this is why I hate random friend requests.. I automatically click ignore though :p I love your replies : D
     
  3. Coldness

    Coldness Level IV

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    that was funny XD
     
  4. Phee

    Phee Moderator
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    <3 you
     
  5. WildSnorlax

    WildSnorlax Level IV

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    Meg you Abdulah magnet!!!!
    I bet it's the same guy with a diff name!!
     
  6. FastBullet

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    I will do that too someday. :D sound fun <3
     
  7. Commy

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    lol
    Whoah, I know people going out with a 2 year age difference. There are some difficulties, but they're making it work! (E.g. Antiques Roadshow on every second day)
     
  8. Heather

    Heather Level IV

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    LOL This is so much better than the first guy...
     
  9. Rise and Fall

    Rise and Fall Level IV

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    it was very rude of you to talk to me like that!
     
  10. Junior

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    I come from a land down under! (Maaaate!)
    LMAO That was fantastic... Good Stuff!
     
  11. Megs

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    :lol:
    btw i said "I'm seriously a year and a half older than you" because i wanted him to know i wasnt really 82. xD Not because its weird, cause it isnt 8D
     
  12. FastBullet

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    Oky We want more ! /thread <3