So my sister and I just played a game, which means I've been crazy for four hours straight. It started with my mom. She asked me to make brownie cookie bars, so I did! However, when I'm working in the kitchen, I have to make noise... So I would have this quirky, loud, annoying mix between beat boxing and a capella singing I made these noises for two and a half hours as I made the bars and Mac 'N Cheese for my sister My sister was in the other room, reading, and got annoyed by this a little bit... So she comes out and chants my name monotonously, walking towards me slowly I didn't hear her because I was finishing up the Mac N' Cheese, but then she came in to the light I SCREAM, because I think she was a murderer, and I throw the Cutie I was holding at her. She says, "What was that for!? If I was a murderer, I would have a knife and go for you like this" She then demonstrated how she would attack me with a knife - and she is a black belt in kung fu. After this, I run to my room and lock myself in. While she's trying to pry open the lock, I silently take off the window screen I hop out, and by the time she gets in, I'm out! I was really just ducking under the window sill, but she didn't see me... After she left, I hoped back in the window and threw my dresser against my door and exited again While I was doing this, she locked EVERY door in the house, and while I checked those - she got in and locked my window! I ran across the street and dialed my best friend from my cell phone. I explain the situation, and he (from Hawaii, like any good mastermind) suggested two courses of action. I tried the first, but as I was getting to my window, she locked it - see above. I tried plan two, but as I opened the garage door, I found out she locked the door between the garage and the kitchen! Like any tactical person who has to go to the bathroom, I ran to the bottom of the back yard. I relieved myself and dialed the home phone from my cell phone, which I snagged upon re-entry into my room. My sister answers. I disguise my voice. "Hello, this is Steve from (dad's company)" "Ha ha, (my name), I know it's you, I see you." "I need to talk to (dad) about a powerpoint for our manager for this Friday." "Good luck getting inside, I've locked everything." She hangs up. But I realize she's watching me, so I stay on the phone, as if I'm talking to Brando. I run to a hiding place, hang up, and she calls my cell. She asks me if I called her, and I deny. She says she hang up on dad's coworker, and I chastise her. She claims it sounded like me, and asks who I called. I told her I called my friend, which I had! But I called him earlier. She vows not to answer the phone, so I must call her cell to reach her. At this point, I sneak into my neighbor's yard, and around to the front door. I call the home phone, explain the situation to my dad, the answerer. He says he'll unlock the back door for me, and that he'll chastise my sister about Steve. I'm overjoyed, so I run around to the back door, but happen across my sister. She's wielding a bo staff -.- She didn't see me, so I run back to the front door. Upon arrival, I realized I could have used the chance to get on the deck and lock her out. Ah well. Luckily, my dad noticed her there, and as I ran around the back from the other side, beckoned me. He was leaning out the window to his bathroom, and whispered down. "I couldn't unlock, your sister was patrolling. Here are the keys" He dropped down the keys. I've basically won now. I sprint to the front door, careful to monkey crawl under our windows. When I get to the front door, I unlock it and run - I saw her. I go onto the deck and unlock the side door to the garage. I go to the back, unlock that door and sneak in. Now her dog runs down, and I'm afraid she'll reveal my position. I let the dog out, and wait until I hear my dad. "So, how was your day today? Did you study a lot?" This was my chance. I silently open the door, spring upstairs, and hide in the doorway to mom and dad's room. She walks past to go to the bathroom - I run to the kitchen. I hi-five dad, return the keys, and start stirring some boiling water as if nothing happened. When she returns, she triple-takes before asking me how I did it. And that was my past four hours, well spent :yup:
That is epic!! Upon reading the title I was expecting a game of Yahtzee that got out of hand but his was.... well amazing! You should have taken it a step further and attempted to lock her out once you were back in
I did try :maha: But she was pretty smart, and wouldn't leave the house unless I left in front of her. And I only left in front of her with a good handle on the door and the keys in my pocket. I now keep a spare in my wallet lol
hahaha..this sounds really fun ! when i read the title i was -like enigmaenigmas- thinking that it is some card/board/computer/ps3/xbox game..lol do update us if u ever get the chance to lock your sis out ! i really enjoyed reading this =D
Good story.. Funny hwo you're 14yr old sister nearly beat you But a father son relationship always wins Thanks for the entertainment of the last few minutes!