I only did about 60% of my science homework, I need a good excuse. Honestly, I was just too stupid/lazy to finish.
Death in the family. You saved it to disk but then the disk became unreadable, so, you pulled an all nighter only managed to complete 60% of it. Staple the work you have done together with 3 blank pieces of paper in the middle....rip the 3 blank pieces of paper out only leaving the corners, your teacher will think they have fallen out. If you are submitting something by email, take a .jpg file and rename it as a .doc file. It will be opened as gibberish and they will think its there problem.
Well that's so smart! I should start doing the email one now! I used to just send an email without something attached...
:lol: Those are really good. Haha, I didn't even need to use them. Our teacher extended the due date. It always works out like that for me.
Oh damn, these are friggen awesome excuses. I just stopped making up excuses, and say that I didn't do it. I find that it's better not lying, anyway. The more you make excuses, the harder it is to go back to just telling the truth about something. It's a massive problem for me... =(