He is no "random bear". He is a complex bear with unique needs, which include volunteer hours at your local middle school, long walks in the park with he trusty binoculars, and lots of CP
Eating is a double entendre in any world. As for pedo's world - CP, playground, babysitting... those are some good double entendres. CP's straightforward meaning would be "CP‎ - Canadian Pacific Railway Limited". It's stock. Hopefully, you know the more risque meaning for that one. xD