Well I ordered a moose off the internet. I thought it'd be a great idea. Unfortunately, they delivered it straight to my bedroom. Moose are fecking big. I can't get my door open now. I can't get out of my room. What should I do? If I shoost the moost, it'll collapse in front of the door and I'll never escape. I swear guys, this thing weighs nearly a metric ton. If I do nothing, I'll die of starvation faster than the moose will.
Please stop perioding all over the spam corner. Thank you, and remember to clean up after yourself. Also, grow a pair
That doesn't give the desired level of hilarity, but thanks anyway...I will keep that in mind when being serious
I concur. I like the word perioding instead of menstruating. Saying Menstruating implies some level of maturity, which neither I nor I9 possess Besides, period is more fun to say.
Oi, if it weights one metric buttload, you have a problem. Anywhoo, please so not use an exclamation point as Mooie has already proved, it makes me period every where. .
I RELY RELY WANT TO BE KEWL LIKE YOU HALLYZ CAN YOU LIEK TAECH ME HOW TO BE KEWL? I USE CAPS LIEK JOO TO BE ON CROOZE CONTRUL FUR KEWL BUT I WNT TO KNO WMORE. HALP!
Dear customer, Due to the many orders we recieve everyday, it is impossible for us to review your order without the order number. Please reply as follows: ORDER NUMBER NAME ADRESS PHONE NUMBER SHOE SIZE NUMBER OF SIBBLINGS As soon as we recieve this information, we'll review your order. Regards, Moose Inc. CEO, Virre Wonderful