I want to give a STUPID RARITY 95 UNBUYABLE BOOK that I can't sell to a lucky member. Tell me why should you get it. I'll take anyone into consideration! <3 <3 <3
You should give it to me because when someone asks me what my favorite word to say is that falls under an organic category, I respond 'Kumquat'. Now, this may not seem significant. Well, it should, so I will enlighten you. The word 'Cucumber' is often a tempting word to say, for it is a well known vegetable that rolls of the tongue. However, by doing this, you are not only choosing the category of 'vegetable' and 'well known', but you are also dis-choosing the categories of 'fruit' and 'exotic'. This is a terrible thing, for studies have shown that vegetables give you cancer. And saying- or typing- well known words will lead to the death of millions of children in Africa. By responding with the word 'Kumquat', I am giving a gift. A gift to diseases that die due to cancer killing their hosts. A gift to millions of lions, lions that would starve if their prey died of natural causes. When a man- nah, a hero!- can discern the virtues between 'Kumquat' and 'Cucumber', you know he is a jolly fellow. And I was first to post :maha:
Well, if you give it me i will sell it for usd straight on the black market OR fun auction it! Honesty is the best policy.
You should give it to me because I'm broke... and I don't cheat except for buying/selling pets/accounts <3 so my income is pretty much nothing...
Ok and the WINNER IS.............(after 27 views and 6 replies) : Spoiler I will announce when this post reaches 10 replies That was a harsh decision guys! Congratulations!
I deserve it because I am unwitty and cannot think of any funny reasons as to why I deserve it (assuming I do) :tehe:
Okay I've decided. I think I'm giving it to Luna because she said she was broke and after all, I wanted to give it to someone who really needs it. Sorry for everyone who were disappointed <3