Okay, story time

I found a grass hopper in my AC.

So there was this one kid who drove a pimp 2004 red wrangler. It's hot as hell where he lives, so his natural reaction was to take the hard top off his jeep. Weeks went by, no rain - great weather. Going to the mall was so much fun. Blaring speakers, lip singing with friends, the whole deal. Oh, and did I mention the wing in your hair? Yeah, it was great. Life was good, but one day... an ominous storm approaches. Literally, right?

So this kid is 37.2 miles from home, in the middle of no where, and with no soft top to his jeep on hand. He's screwed. The one day he drives his jeep to work... At that point, the stuff had hit the fan. The machine he was working on broke down. A pipe had busted, so he had to wait for a coworker to bring him another. Fucking lazy coworker. Took him twenty-six minutes to get there, even though the office isn't but ten minutes away. By this time, the drizzle had transmogrified into cats and dogs. Cold cats and dogs. By the time the pipe was replace, the machine was fixed, and the job was done, ... shoot, what's another saying for rain?... um, the cats and dogs had ...been eaten by tigers and bigger dogs. Seriously, it was pouring.

So this kid began his treacherous drive home. This kid never knew how difficult it would be. Attempting to see through his car's windshield, whippers on full blast. He could barely make out the road line, much less cars driving on the road. There was water on the freaking INSIDE of the windshield. Wtf, right? As he drives through a four way stop, he sees three of his friends. Good story to tell his grandkids, ya know? Along this long-as-hell dirt road, clay clings to the car like a chiuaua to a leg. Yet finally, he courageously makes his way up the drive way, parks in the garage, cleans out water for five minutes, then takes some pictures.

Spoiler

All of these pictures are sideways, and this kid doesn't feel like rotating them. Turn your head -90° Oh, and I didn't realize how f*ckin' big they were. o-o sorry




Pictures are lame/taken with phone. xD

 

page stretcher D:<

could you not bring the top with you?

but seriously...who'd you kill?
cause your karma stinks like no other

 

I said sorry about the page. D:<<
And it was a nice day. 17 year-olds don't think to check the weather. :/

Umm... I've actually been nice lately. Wait, no. I kinda cheated on my girlfriend last week. KARMA! >____<

Edit: And now this kid's iPod is dead. Seriously Karma, take the car, the kids, BUT NOT MY iPOD. ;-;

 

well aren't you just a bundle of joy....

it's a sign...time to upgrade?

 

Yeah, pretty much. :yup: :yup: :yup: :yup:

I had a 32GB iTouch. ...?

 

You're 17 and you have a jeep and an ipod touch... If I was the God's I'd fuck with you too x]

 

I can't really defend against that comment... Well 2/3 of it, i can.
1) My dad bought it for me.
2) I saved for three months for that. x( I have a job, ya know?
3) I'm atheist?

 

wait for it to completely dry before turning it on (kinda a lost point now eh?)...well wait for it to dry before turning it on again?

it works for cellphones sometimes (I've had friends drop theirs into the lake =P) and flash drives (I eh...put mine through the washing machine once >___<;...so who knows