One thing I learned..

Discussion in 'World of SPAM' started by WildSnorlax, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. WildSnorlax

    WildSnorlax Level IV

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    Do not ever google something serious or go to huge forums for help. For the past few days I was sick as a dog with the flu, and i'm getting better now, and there's still a little dry cough left. But I laid in bed for 3 straight days, and yesterday, I was actually awake all day. But I noticed that everytime I try to use my hands they feel like they just had a flu shot or something, and everytime I walk, the first few steps would be unstable. This is what I get for laying in bed for three days like putty ><

    So I went to this forum called "edited" that I go to and there's a health & fitness section so I posted it to ask for some input from people maybe with similar situations and some beeyatch scared me with this.

    I don't even have any of those fxcking symptoms...LOL...and I am already getting better. Not that those things are STARTING to appear. Wow..people are more hungry for post counts there than ANYTHING. Cuz an average active person has thousands of post there and yeah..

    typically..what I don't know can't hurt me..and well..it can hurt me now cuz I know.. :maha:
     
  2. FastBullet

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    You can ignore the spoiler.

    Very nIce of you to tell us that.

    Where's the cheese? Doesn't matter, it's in the fridge anyway.

    Being all serious and that, believing some advice might help you is a sign of weakness. Yea we need advices sometimes but not searching for it in a foreign forum.

    In conclusion, I agree with you Mooie. :p
     
  3. Charlie

    Charlie Level IV

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    Now with that being said, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS LIES ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG
     
  4. SoC

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    Please don't break the rules even in spam corner :)
    Edited out forum name
    <3

    Glad your feeling better though <3
     
  5. DeNo

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    i dont get it

    *fixes mooie a vodka shot*
    this'll fix you right uppers
     
  6. WildSnorlax

    WildSnorlax Level IV

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    I thought it was only neopets related forums that we can't link.

    & no yur wrong..im not better :( im literally forced to go to school cuz I can't miss any more >< I just got owned by a chem quiz >_>


    & Dennis..godd don't even talk about alcohol..
     
  7. Phee

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    ...glandular fever? -_-
     
  8. DeNo

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    haha okay mooie
    ill make you some nice warm milk.. get better okay?
     
  9. Ice Nine

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    You probably have AIDS...you should go see a doctor
     
  10. ceneret0023

    ceneret0023 Level III

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    or scarlet fever.... or possibly
    pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosus....
    or your leg got broken and some marrow escaped when they were trying to set the bone and it went to your heart and your heart stopped but they revived you and you broke your leg cuz your friend pushed you out of a tree...
    or you have salmonella which can possibly cause you to die because you puke and have really bad diahrrea and you get dehydrated and you can't eat so you starve...

    all in all your gonna die before your 20 so don't even bother with a doctor :)

    or it could be syphilis, or chlamidia, or crabs :D :D :D
     
  11. Ak*

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    yeah,, you should never ever go on the Internet and diagnose yourself. Chances are you will find some mega killing disease and believe you are feeling he symptoms of it..

    My Dad does that. If i tell him i have a headache andmy stomach hurts. he heads straight to the computer and tries to make me believe i have something i dont lol..
     
  12. surreptitious

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    To be fair, those syptoms /do/ sound like mono. I mean, even mono isn't something to worry about, but this is usually the time of year that it goes around. If you don't think that you have it, then you probably don't, but I don't think that you should be annoyed with a poster who was just trying to help you. At least it shows actual thought. You'd probably get the same thing if you asked one of your friends irl. There's always someone paranoid out there.
     
  13. lazypando

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    SoC’s delusional...the only forum linking that's against the rules is linking to other neo-based cheating forums
     
  14. Ice Nine

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